It's impossible to rub suntan lotion onto a woman's back without thinking about jizzing on it.

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	It's impossible to rub suntan lotion onto a woman's back without thinking about jizzing on it.

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		bystander on Sun 08 June 2008 said... or front
		HeroicDose on Sun 08 June 2008 said... Hi mum.
		ahknowme on Sun 08 June 2008 said... Or wonder if it really is suntan lotion when you have your back to them.
		lethalweaponpoo on Sun 08 June 2008 said... Hi HeroicDose
		slinkybackrinkadink on Sun 08 June 2008 said... ...mmm, jizz...
		HeroicDose on Sun 08 June 2008 said... I'm thinking about knocking out a factor 30 right now.
		joylove on Sun 08 June 2008 said... Hahahahahaa!
		buzzybelew on Sun 08 June 2008 said... I jizz into suntan lotion bottles anyway, just to make sure. I get some funny looks in Boots when I'm making a deposit, but so what.
		RoosterDiamond on Mon 09 June 2008 said... How do you get it to go into the tiny opening on the bottle? Just curious, thats all...
		ahknowme on Mon 09 June 2008 said... He has a micro-penis.
		ahknowme on Mon 09 June 2008 said... I reckon that's the root of his serial killing tendencies.
		teddypendennis on Mon 09 June 2008 said... Jizzing into tubs of Nivea gives you a bigger target to aim for, see also fresh cream and yoghurt.
		Barbersmith on Mon 09 June 2008 said... ...or strangling her.
		buzzybelew on Mon 09 June 2008 said... Rooster - I use a cock funnel that my mum bought me in 1978.
		fuckwit on Mon 09 June 2008 said... Sigh... happy days
		merdepourdescerveaux on Tue 10 June 2008 said... It's impossible to jizz on a woman's back and then not rub it in like suntan lotion. Maybe.
		MrsMoon on Tue 10 June 2008 said... What factor is spunk then? Is it a good sunblock?
		merdepourdescerveaux on Tue 10 June 2008 said... Dunno, I need to test it further. Are you volunteering?
		batteredcodpiece on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Fair point my son.
		RoosterDiamond on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Thanks for clearing that up. Do they still make them?