every draw in your house contains 5 odd socks, a takeaway menu, a screwdriver and a very old mint.

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	every draw in your house contains 5 odd socks, a takeaway menu, a screwdriver and a very old mint.

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		BarryWanksock on Fri 06 June 2008 said... Every drawer? You must have alot of odd socks, menus, screwdrivers and old mints.
		hypnochoad on Fri 06 June 2008 said... lies.
		McCrack on Fri 06 June 2008 said... my cutlery drawer does not. you suck.
		redexile on Fri 06 June 2008 said... Kill the monkey.......
		UncleBullshit on Fri 06 June 2008 said... substitute the screwdriver for a broken biro and the old mint for 9p in coppers and you could actually have a point OP
		littleleopard82 on Fri 06 June 2008 said... i do have all them things , but NOT IN EVERY DRAWER cunt , yes my house is funhouse
		cockend on Fri 06 June 2008 said... why did the OP even bother, obviously still stuck in the office until 5
		mrkanish on Fri 06 June 2008 said... Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored!
		tigertim on Fri 06 June 2008 said... I think this is one of the only 'rules' where you can be sure that this is NEVER true, unless of course the OP has a very small house.
		MrsMac on Fri 06 June 2008 said... I get what you meant, but you over egged the pudding by saying 'every' drawer.
		BobRoberts on Fri 06 June 2008 said... Absolute shite.
		hypnochoad on Fri 06 June 2008 said... SPAGestapo - drawer, rather than draw.
		tigerstail on Fri 06 June 2008 said... Spagestapo - you're a marker !
		hypnochoad on Fri 06 June 2008 said... a marker?
		tigerstail on Fri 06 June 2008 said... or maybe not then.
		hypnochoad on Fri 06 June 2008 said... indeed. or maybe i am.
		bystander on Fri 06 June 2008 said... Several lighters that don't work and a selection of flat batteries. Keys that don't seem to fit anything and a selection of paper clips. Ever used one?
		watersladelady on Fri 06 June 2008 said... Ive just checked my drawers. They only contain a minge.
		RavishingRickRude on Fri 06 June 2008 said... A stack of animal porn, one suede glove and a small bag of feathers.
		BWW on Fri 06 June 2008 said... An upturned drawing pin, jammed under one of the side rails is a certainty.
		hs6bac on Fri 06 June 2008 said... No it doesn't you absolute cunt
		merdepourdescerveaux on Fri 06 June 2008 said... 'they only contain a minge' Quality.
		porkmaster69 on Fri 06 June 2008 said... and a few crabs'n'scabs.
		backsackandcrack on Fri 06 June 2008 said... If you live in Dewsbury, drawers contain children. Sometimes.
		MrBeefy on Fri 06 June 2008 said... I'm going round to watersladelady's house!
		DickyM on Sat 07 June 2008 said... watersladelady, need any help searching further
		watersladelady on Sat 07 June 2008 said... DickyM. Looks like a 3some with you and MrBeefy then....
		DickyM on Sat 07 June 2008 said... Its a long time since I took part in a spit roast
		watersladelady on Sat 07 June 2008 said... Spit roast.....Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.....sounds like a BBQ is on for tonight. Have I got that right.....? ;-)
		DickyM on Sat 07 June 2008 said... Oh yeah
		bystander on Sat 07 June 2008 said... I forgot to mention a selection of non working watches.
		MrBeefy on Sun 08 June 2008 said... Sorry I'm late, watersladelady. Wanked myself unconscious at the thought and have only just woken up.
		femorajeane on Mon 09 June 2008 said... for watersladeladys sake i hope theres some ciggies and/or lube in those drawers...sorry draws... sounds like shes going to need them