Having a muted chat show on TV in the gym is possibly the most pointless, ill thought out ideas the gym monkeys have ever come up with.

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	Having a muted chat show on TV in the gym is possibly the most pointless, ill thought out ideas the gym monkeys have ever come up with.

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		TheDuke on Tue 13 May 2008 said... 'This Way' signs at a blind convention.
		Kingmaker on Tue 13 May 2008 said... " " .... " " ! . , , ???
		dandyboy on Tue 13 May 2008 said... Stairs at a Dalek convention?
		Geushky on Tue 13 May 2008 said... Kingmaker: ?!ENO OD
		rararasputin on Tue 13 May 2008 said... At a bar down the road from me there's a photograph of some braille in the toilets.
		jnewco81 on Tue 13 May 2008 said... I stopped going to the gym because they had these music channels on, and every five mins an advert for fucking ringtones came on... Also, because i'm a lazy bastard
		RoosterDiamond on Tue 13 May 2008 said... The mute TV still has amazing attention grabbing powers, irrespective of what is on. I stopped going to the gym too, because of Juice TV and the large number of fat sweaty people.
		TheGunt on Wed 14 May 2008 said... Actually it's quite good if you remove the running machines and turn the volume up.
		Beeker on Wed 14 May 2008 said... the most pointless thing about the gym is people who drive not walk to get there and back
		JiggeryCock on Wed 14 May 2008 said... The most pointless thing at the gym is the woman (it's alway a woman,. I'm sorry but it's true) crashing backwards and forwards at about 40 rpm on the rowing machine, moving the chain about 6 cm with each slide, wondering why she's got back pain.
		JiggeryCock on Wed 14 May 2008 said... ...oh and the bloke (it's always a bloke) doing free weight bicep curls with some halacious weight, hurling his upper body backwards and forwards in order to gain leverage and momentum, thinking he is Schwarzeneggar.
		HoratioKnibbles on Wed 14 May 2008 said... Lazy fuckers, who gives a shit whats on the television. Get in there and shed those spare tyres!
		JiggeryCock on Wed 14 May 2008 said... ...no, wait, it's actually the twats who do 50 reps on the bench press machine, then sit and stare into space for 5 minutes, before cranking out another 50 reps, like the macchine was their own personal fiefedom. I have many gym-related issues
		JiggeryCock on Wed 14 May 2008 said... ....hang on, it's the bloke in the 'Golds Gym' vest who takes two hours over his workout because he only goes for it 'when the energy is right', so he has to spend 90% of his time psyching himself into the zone, in order to bench press that 20kg he's now up to, especially when there's a gang of easily-impressed women within earshot of his beastial grunts.
		HeroicDose on Wed 14 May 2008 said... No-one wipes their arse sweat off the benches any more. Fucking fat cunts.
		milkplus on Wed 14 May 2008 said... Girls putting an inch of foundation and lipstick on before working out is up there.
		MrsMoon on Wed 14 May 2008 said... Surely they should be showing 'Triumph Of The Will' on a loop at all gymnasiums...
		buzzybelew on Wed 14 May 2008 said... Heroic, you had me at 'arse-sweat.'
		buzzybelew on Wed 14 May 2008 said... Jiggery, I just stick some bits of old mackerel down my shorts and talk loudly about 'the deep burn'. That seems to make all the serious bull fuckers disappear.
		Barbersmith on Thu 15 May 2008 said... Poster - sort out your grammar - and then kick SaleoftheCentury in the cunt.