salari on Mon 12 May 2008 said... THANK YOU, finally someone agrees, it just looks weird! And a little sad...
FrenchDuke on Mon 12 May 2008 said... Also the fact that she has someone else playing the exact same guitar part as her. His amp is actually on though.
Bongo on Mon 12 May 2008 said... The sight of her attacing the amp in a jesus and mary chain feedback onslaught was fantastic. More fake that her boatrace.
Encore madge rock it bitch
Bongo on Mon 12 May 2008 said... The sight of her attacing the amp in a jesus and mary chain feedback onslaught was fantastic. More fake that her boatrace.
Encore madge rock it bitch
Geushky on Mon 12 May 2008 said... Whilst disturbing, I'm confident that there are certainly more cringeworthy things than Madonna playing Electric Guitar. I happened to catch a bit of her performance at the BBC Radio 1 cuntfest and wondered why she feels the need to open her legs so wide and flash her mimsy at every opportunity. Why she feels that this sight is attractive is beyond me, it’s like your granny showing off after too many drinks at Christmas.
catfood on Mon 12 May 2008 said... who on gods green green earth gives a flying fuck about madonna other than late thirty something mothers and ageing homosexuals?
AnnieBounce on Mon 12 May 2008 said... I am a madonna fan and everytime I hear of her cursing, kissing another bird, or squeezing some young things balls - thats you justin - it makes me feel very strange - like when you were a child and your ma and da said something embarrassing infront of your friends..
CaptainCuntflaps on Mon 12 May 2008 said... Madonna's entire act has been cringeworthy for more than a few years - Whatever happened to growing old gracefully? I blame the raddled old trollop for the continuing careers of Halliwell and Kylie.
BobRoberts on Mon 12 May 2008 said... The woman's an absolute cunt, I can't stand her. Her music's shite and it annoys me that she still gets so much praise for being a credible artist. Yes, she was great at one time, but I think that ship has sailed. Her attitude's horrible, she's become some weird pseudo-English country snob (what the fuck's THAT about?!) and just because she has devoted her life to staying thin, fit and bendy, we are all supposed to think she's fucking marvellous. She gyrates FAR too much aswell. Fuck off Madonna, and take your dickhead husband with you.
gargoyle on Mon 12 May 2008 said... Catfood, you're forgetting, that's most HM posters covered.
ahknowme on Mon 12 May 2008 said... Jeremy Vine during the recent election coverage. I couldn't speak. I couldn't even breathe.
RightRoyalBastard on Mon 12 May 2008 said... Agreed ahknowme. Cowboy hat. Really? I mean really?! They must have let the monkey produce that segment. Cunts.
ahknowme on Mon 12 May 2008 said... And I forgot to say I couldn't look.
LuciferSam on Mon 12 May 2008 said... She's about as sexy as a wad of snot.
claire on Mon 12 May 2008 said... Shes always been utter shite- only now shes shite and embarrassing.
fuckwit on Tue 13 May 2008 said... The Office, Extras and Curb Your Enthusiasm make me cringe more. As I don't tend to watch Madonna out of choice
buzzybelew on Tue 13 May 2008 said... It was a good effort, but she's no Frank Marino.
DickyM on Tue 13 May 2008 said... After titfucking her and cumming in her mouth, id tarmack her face
bystander on Tue 13 May 2008 said... She should be at home looking after her husband and children.
MrsMoon on Tue 13 May 2008 said... i thought her grinding her prolapsed lady parts on Justin Timberlake was worse. I thought i was watching a musical remake of Harold and Maude.
thundachick on Tue 13 May 2008 said... madge dear, put that geriatric cunt of yours away..we've seen it all before and its no longer shocking **yawns** jog along..
Barbersmith on Tue 13 May 2008 said... And let's not forget her made-up religion bollocks. I bet they get through gallons of KY when Guy gets his birthday shag.
buzzybelew on Tue 13 May 2008 said... She's no Alex Lifeson.
Kitty on Tue 13 May 2008 said... Why does she keep wearing nylon shell suit bottoms? Watching her crucify most of the songs on the Radio 1 roadshow thingey, whilst wearing nylon plus fours and gyrating her sweaty vaj into dancers' faces made me wish I'd gone down the pub.
dandyboy on Tue 13 May 2008 said... sounds almost as cringeworthy as Bono thrusting his crotch into the camera in some U2 video or other.
thundachick on Tue 13 May 2008 said... kitty: so did everyone in the audience.
dandyboy: that video was "discotheque" and yes, it made him look a right cuntstain.
framey on Tue 13 May 2008 said... She wasn't even sexy 20 years ago. Now it's just embarrassing. These sycophantic radio presenters like Bowman and that other woman are always going on about her as the queen of pop and reinventing herself etc etc - what a load of arse. She was a manufactured squeaky voiced bint who was clever enough to do embarrassing things in order to make cash. But she has never been a musician. She's never been a decent singer. Reinvented? Just by wearing a fucking cowboy hat? What a bunch of easily pleased idiots. The emperor's new clothes methinks.
MrsMoon on Wed 14 May 2008 said... Framey, i second that very well thought out rant...a pushy fucking dancer, thats all she was/is...
buzzybelew on Thu 15 May 2008 said... I think Madonna playing guitar with two adopted black spastics on each shoulder would be worse.
slinkybackrinkadink on Thu 15 May 2008 said... Madonna actually playing the guitar would be fucking hilarious, I wager she can't play a note/chord. Madonna miming on the other hand, does look cringeworthy.
