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		randomboo on Sun 11 May 2008 said... I haven't seen a Nova SR since the late 80's so this is an unlikely occurance.
		SlipperyGimp on Sun 11 May 2008 said... God bless the Nova SR! I progressed onto the GTE for extra kudos where I lived.
		FuckYouCunts on Sun 11 May 2008 said... And wears tracksuits all the time. Well, when he's not working at Dixons, obviously.
		kwebb on Sun 11 May 2008 said... Citroen Saxo these days.
		bystander on Sun 11 May 2008 said... I thought he had been killed in a mishap with a milk float.
		Kitty on Sun 11 May 2008 said... The kid who rode his bike with no hands at my school was killed at the age of 20 when a stag jumped over a hedge and landed on the bonnet of his car, then crashed through the windscreen. True. So bear that in mind when showing off no-handsy on yer bikes. folds arms and pushes up bosom
		DannyDodd on Sun 11 May 2008 said... The kids who couldn't ride their bike with no hands got bullied and now work in telesales.
		fuzzylowhangers on Sun 11 May 2008 said... Those kids who couldn't ride a bike with no hands, were the type who said 'my mum says I can't let anyone else have a go on it' when some other kid asks to ride their bike.
		hijodeputa on Mon 12 May 2008 said... My mum always advised me and my mates to keep at least one hand on the handlebars, just in case some errant stag leapt over a hedge. Such a terrible shame, and such an unfortunate, senseless wate of life that Kitty´s aquaintance didnt´t live round our way. (PS Kitty - Do you mean a male deer, or a late 70´s Triumph?)
		RavishingRickRude on Mon 12 May 2008 said... I think most boys who owned a bike could ride it with no hands.
		Kingmaker on Mon 12 May 2008 said... Flidobikes... Do one.
		kwebb on Mon 12 May 2008 said... As well as being able to ride with no hands - I could stand up and lean forward and stear my Raleigh Ultra Burner with my thighs - especially when I upgraded to CW handle bars with mushroom grips. Cracking endos.
		fuckwit on Mon 12 May 2008 said... What a load of cuntish rubbish this website has become. Everyone can ride a bike with no hands, unless they are a total spaz. Jesus. If you're going to be snobbish about what cars people drive, at least do it with a bit of flair... Hrrmph
		Kitty on Mon 12 May 2008 said... hijodeputa, male stag. Both died instantly. At least the firemen had some nice venison steaks after clearing up though.
		SlipperyGimp on Mon 12 May 2008 said... Oh, I thought it said slag.
		Kitty on Mon 12 May 2008 said... Well, he may well have had more of a chance if a slag HAD have hit his windscreen, unless she was the size of Michelle McManus of course, then the end result would've been the same as having a half hundredweight of stag hit you in kisser at 50mph. Either way he carked it. Arrogant twat that he was.
		Barbersmith on Tue 13 May 2008 said... I failed my cycling proficiency. Not through showing off, I was just a shit cyclist. Fucking coppers.

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