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	If you swear in front of your mum, you always feel a bit naughty. Unless you're a member of the Osbourne family, or common.

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		TheDuke on Sun 11 May 2008 said... Bollocks, i swear at me mum all the time..but she did invent the swear words 'piss-quick' and 'fuck-dust' so its no skin off her nose.
		BoxFizz on Sun 11 May 2008 said... My mum would force a bar of soap into my mouth in order to deter me from swearing. The fucking cunt.
		PrincessTiiaammii on Sun 11 May 2008 said... yeah, 'posh' people nbever swear
		bystander on Sun 11 May 2008 said... Does this rule apply in Dewesbury?
		thundachick on Sun 11 May 2008 said... my mum swears like a docker, so it doesnt bother her either.
		Geushky on Sun 11 May 2008 said... I have never heard my mum swear (I am not deaf). I was however beaten as a child; not sure if there is any link.
		Kitty on Sun 11 May 2008 said... My mum puts her hand over her mouth and says sorry if she says 'bloody'. If she heard my frankly filthy mouth when Im on a rant, she'd probably turn up her toes and cark it on the spot.
		Kitty on Sun 11 May 2008 said... My mum puts her hand over her mouth and says sorry if she says 'bloody'. If she heard my frankly filthy mouth when Im on a rant, she'd probably turn up her toes and cark it on the spot.
		Kitty on Sun 11 May 2008 said... This slow cunting site and subsequent double posts because it doesn't respond to the 'submit' button until 2 hours later is doing my fucking head in. (Sorry Mum).
		Foritishe on Sun 11 May 2008 said... Never mind, Kitty. I'm sure HM's new owner will iron out all those annoying problems, and ensure that good posts actually see the light of day ahead of some of the shite which appears now.
		acranea on Sun 11 May 2008 said... I swore in the presence of my mum not long back.She told me i was a disgusting foul mouthed cunt & if it happened again she'd shove a fucking cheesegrater up my useless arse.Imagine my surprise.
		hainsleychariot on Sun 11 May 2008 said... My mum's dead.
		Geushky on Sun 11 May 2008 said... It's too soon...
		hijodeputa on Mon 12 May 2008 said... I´m not sure, butI think my Mum had Tourette´s Syndrome, judging from the amount she swore. To her credit though, her curses were always enunciated perfectly. Never a glottal stop, even when screaming "you little cunt" at me. One thing I am sure of though, is that I´m not "common". Apparently, common people sometimes "go out" without a handkerchief. Imagine!
		Barbersmith on Tue 13 May 2008 said... I said 'cunts' infront of my parents when I was about 14. It was completely accidental - I was trying to say the word 'punks'. The incident has never been mentioned since.
		DickyM on Tue 13 May 2008 said... My mum slapped my face in a pub full of all my friends when i said fuck whilst talking to her once
		RoosterDiamond on Wed 14 May 2008 said... Motherfucker is taboo in front of Mums in general.
		slinkybackrinkadink on Thu 15 May 2008 said... hainsleychariot- all too sad, but it does cunting well mean you can fucking swear your bloody head off whenever you fucking like. Mine's very unlikely to hear me as she too is dead. Dads are a different matter on the other hand, they seem to revel in a good swear.

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