TheDuke on Sat 10 May 2008 said... I carry one round in my pocket just incase im pissing outdoors.
GayBowelSyndrome on Sat 10 May 2008 said... *pisses on OP's shoes*
buzzybelew on Sat 10 May 2008 said... Do you mean turds?
Geushky on Sat 10 May 2008 said... Whatever happened to those pineapple chunks you used to get in urinals? I don't know what they actually achieved but I really miss them. Plus, what's the deal with urinals that have those round plastic inserts with holes in that stop chewing-gum etc going down the trap? They are a significant splash-back hazard; especially when I unload my fireman’s hose after a few beers.
Barbersmith on Sat 10 May 2008 said... This does not go down well in Boots.
GeoffreyWode on Sat 10 May 2008 said... I like to cum on them, then piss on them. Sometimes the other way round if I am feeling pervy...
thundachick on Sat 10 May 2008 said... shame on you, boys!..pissing all over that finely arranged display of air freshners in tesco **tuts**
buzzybelew on Sat 10 May 2008 said... TC - that's a good idea....
buzzybelew on Sat 10 May 2008 said... Can you shit in them? Then re-seal them?
hainsleychariot on Sat 10 May 2008 said... At first, I thought the OP was talking about the man standing next to the sink who passes you a paper towel and expects a quid for it. And yes, I always save a little dribble especially for him.
ArtimusPie on Sat 10 May 2008 said... i always piss when i hear the words 'don't piss now'. i fucking love pissing.
thundachick on Sat 10 May 2008 said... hmmm..i had see the advertising now buzzy " new glade! now with the unmistakable fragrance of fresh steaming poo"
GeoffreyWode on Sat 10 May 2008 said... Just out of interest, have you ever closed the top of your foreskin tight and then pissed so the urine fills your cocktop making it look like it is mightily swollen? Its a reet laff I tell thee
GeoffreyWode on Sat 10 May 2008 said... Then you let it out and its like an enactment of the Hoover Dam bursting its walls. Piss everywhere - its WIZARD!
buzzybelew on Sun 11 May 2008 said... I've tried that, Geoff. Couldn't get much in it I'm afraid, my bell end is a bit to big I think. Did you ever try pissing in someone elses hood when you were a kid? No neither did I.
TheDuke on Sun 11 May 2008 said... Buzzy, i think thats called White Water Rafting.
GeoffreyWode on Sun 11 May 2008 said... Cant beat a bit of extreme piss sporting. I didnt attempt to fetch my urine into another boys hood, no...but there were a few episodes of communal wanking over the Gratton catalogue. Thats the closest I have got to gaydom..
TheDuke on Sun 11 May 2008 said... Closet i got was when my mated chased me round a graveyard with his newly circumsized dick out. It still had the stitches in. It was scarey.
thundachick on Sun 11 May 2008 said... should i ask what you were doing in a graveyard with a mate with his cock out, duke?
buzzybelew on Sun 11 May 2008 said... Sounds like a date to me.
DickyM on Sun 11 May 2008 said... I kakked on a sleeping tramp once............................... she fucking stank, before and after
TheDuke on Sun 11 May 2008 said... Thundachick - we used to get stoned there (we was young, it was 1992, my bollocks swam with pride). He was on the mend and full of cannabis. All of sudden i had a grown man giving me a chase around a church with his scabbed up, swollen bell-end, flopped out the fly of his pants. I willl never know why he did it. He became a mute after I bummed him good. No-one draws an unwelcome guest on me and lives to speak about it.
TheDuke on Sun 11 May 2008 said... Its bad luck to shit on a sleeping tramp, DickM. You are now cursed with potato-blight.
MerylHighground on Mon 12 May 2008 said... I'd always wondered how boys amused themselves before the days of Nintendo Wii. Never had my little man in a boat abused in a graveyard back then. Oh, hold on....
themong on Tue 13 May 2008 said... Very true, I always carry one with me.
thundachick on Wed 14 May 2008 said... top show, duke old boy!..have a biscuit.
