PrincessTiiaammii on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Is Victoria Beckham very dedicated to this cause? It might explain the look on her face...
TheDuke on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Hey? Out of the toilet? someones elses? With a straw? How?
SIKOSIS on Fri 09 May 2008 said... I think he/she means when you have a 'turtle head'
thundachick on Fri 09 May 2008 said... i tried that once..unfortunately it was when i had diahrea..made i right fucking mess..
MerylHighground on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Princess, VB's expression is explained by her sucking a poo in her mouth, not up through the place where her arse should be. Agree though that this posting is utter shite, in more ways than one.
DickyM on Fri 09 May 2008 said... OP you utter, utter, useless cunt
easywin on Fri 09 May 2008 said... OP, you were the kid at school who could puke on demand aren't you?
Geushky on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Don't try and suck it back; just attempt to make some chocolate buttons.
Mohammered on Fri 09 May 2008 said... OP for the corner.
Mohammered on Fri 09 May 2008 said... OP for the corner.
randomboo on Fri 09 May 2008 said... "suck a poo back up" - When you have the turtles head there is no amount of sucking or sphincter puckering thats gonna stop you touching cloth.
bezrington on Fri 09 May 2008 said... You dirty cunt i can honestly say that has NEVER crossed my mind, EVER. But i bet you keep your kids in the fucking basement you shit sucking cunt!
buzzybelew on Fri 09 May 2008 said... I think I tried it once and snapped the head off it.
TheDuke on Fri 09 May 2008 said... I've heard of one where you're taking a dump and getting a blowjob at the sametime. Think its called a 'pushme-pullyou'
GeoffreyWode on Fri 09 May 2008 said... If you treat the turtle with a little bit of very gentle coaxing back up over a period of thirty minutes he will return to where he came. Then you are assured of a very dry and flat poo later. It may not be the best poo but you will be glad of this technique if in a tight spot.
GeoffreyWode on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Just use the force to ease him back up the sphinct. Treat him gently and he shall oblige
TheDuke on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Fucking hell, you're using bio-physics on the bog. Thats like ten years ahead of its time
buzzybelew on Fri 09 May 2008 said... I like to draw it back up halfway and then ease it out again...and repeat, and repeat and repeat...it's a bit like fucking yourself with your own turd. Am I a gayer?
GeoffreyWode on Fri 09 May 2008 said... No rest easy Buzzy, I enjoy the same technique. However I do enjoy a spot of rimming with my g/f or even a little light botty to fibger action. As long as you dont think of willies when she's doing it then its ok.
buzzybelew on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Thank god for that, I was reaching for the shotgun/M-16/pipe bombs.
TheDuke on Fri 09 May 2008 said... I'm not happy about any of that. Buzzy i expect it from you but Geoffrey, I thought you was a man of science. It turns ut your bum-wanking with your own shat. Your gay but not with men, you're gay with your own bum-rubble.
Walloonophobic on Sat 10 May 2008 said... I feel soiled even reading this. You are not well OP!
GeoffreyWode on Sat 10 May 2008 said... Duke - you do make me guffaw
buzzybelew on Sat 10 May 2008 said... I haven't done it for a long time because my poos are liquid nowadays and smell of cat sick.
Barbersmith on Sat 10 May 2008 said... Please stop using the word 'poo'. Unless you're four. Then carry on.
buzzybelew on Sat 10 May 2008 said... Poo is funny.
thundachick on Sat 10 May 2008 said... agreed, buzzy..poo is funny and a neccessaty in our modern stressful lives.
ahknowme on Sat 10 May 2008 said... I prefer 'plop', or 'whoopsie'.
GeoffreyWode on Sun 11 May 2008 said... I like 'chocolate shark'
buzzybelew on Sun 11 May 2008 said... Or 'slipper.'
thundachick on Sun 11 May 2008 said... poop or doo-doo also surfice.
thundachick on Sun 11 May 2008 said... sinker? floater?
