Regardless of how shocking the ITV vote rigging scandal was, nothing will shock you more than the revelation that the public actually voted for Catherine Tate.
Jendy on Fri 09 May 2008 said... it is not shocking that the same people who vote on these things also watch Catherine tate
teddypendennis on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Let's get this right. ITV gave the fucking prize to Ant and Dec as it was the only way to get Robbie Williams to appear at the awards? Is there NO END to this madness?
JiggeryCock on Fri 09 May 2008 said... ....and nothing will shock you less than the utter glee that this was reported with, by the BBC. Watching the 10 o'clock news last night, I thought someone ordered Huw Edwards a job lot of Poppers and Kleenex.
teddypendennis on Fri 09 May 2008 said... *imagines* *gets hard*
fuckwit on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Why is it amazing that Catherine Tate is popular? You STUPID CUNT. Just because you don't like her doesn't mean she's not popular... Are you some kind of censor? Do you burn books in the street? Ginger effigies maybe?
Jesus...
CAPITALLETTERS on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Whoa, calm down there fuckwit, or should I say, Catherine Tate?
Kitty on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Anyone seen that pic of Williams taken with Ant and Dec at the awards, where he is smirking his big lantern jaw off (shortly before putting on 4 stone and becoming a nobody?), he makes me want to plant my fist square in his face.
gargoyle on Fri 09 May 2008 said... The continuing success and popularity of those little geordie twats shocks me more, actually.
SpackoMcDribble on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Ant and Dec have got three kids, and one of them isn't Ants!
Fakeycakemaker on Fri 09 May 2008 said... A pair of cunts receiving an award for cuntishness from an even bigger cunt on an award show for cunts watched by cunts voted for by cunts on the cuntiest channel there is. Phew.
Hashishin on Fri 09 May 2008 said... doesn't change the fact that she's got a fine pair of jubblies
RightRoyalBastard on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Hashishin. No. Just no.
Fakeycakemaker on Fri 09 May 2008 said... I would love to see the show where Ant and Dec (and a contrite Robbie Williams) have to hand back the award to Catherine Tate. That's worth being a cunt for.
TheDuke on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Sorry to interupt for one sec. Just got a quick question. Does anyone fancy coming on holiday with me? I've got no real mates and just thought i'd ask. Im desperate for a holiday. Have a think about it and let me know. ta
thundachick on Fri 09 May 2008 said... where is this holiday, duke?
TheDuke on Fri 09 May 2008 said... two weeks in Llaududno....in a tent.
Fecker on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Vote rigging scandal was not shocking at all coming from ITV. No depths those cunts wouldn't stoop to do make a few quid. Virtually 'Ant & Dec' TV - they will be on ITN soon - on everything else...
HeroicDose on Sat 10 May 2008 said... Two weeks on Laudanum in a tent? Scale up to a 2 man tent and you may still not have a deal.
Barbersmith on Sat 10 May 2008 said... Can I go on holiday with Catherine Tate's tits?
Kitty on Sat 10 May 2008 said... We'll get them unscrewed for you and sent over in a jiffy bag.
thundachick on Sat 10 May 2008 said... your on, duke..can we go in the rainy season?
framey on Tue 13 May 2008 said... She is funny for a 20 minute sketch. One trick pony ginger munter. Ha ha yes Catherine "bovvered" very funny. Now fuck off and think of something that doesn't get sickeningly tiring as soon as you've seen it.