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COMMENTS
Bunglist on Fri 09 May 2008 said...
Thats because they're distracted by her massive tits and warty lip.
Bunglist on Fri 09 May 2008 said...
still, she can extend my semi any day.
Shmuck83 on Fri 09 May 2008 said...
True. I wouldnt mind losing my deposit to her (because she has big tits)
HeroicDose on Fri 09 May 2008 said...
She can, er, shit in my under-stairs toilet any time.
gak on Fri 09 May 2008 said...
i would let her stamp my duty
Hillbilly on Fri 09 May 2008 said...
If anyone took Sarah Beanbags advice it wouldn't make good TV> We prefer to shout at the screen YOU TOSSER WHY ARE YOU WASTING MONEY PERSONALISING THAT PLACE YOU AREN'T GOING TO LIVE THERE!!!
bystander on Fri 09 May 2008 said...
Can't wait for the next series when everybody loses everything and commit suicide.
Fakeycakemaker on Fri 09 May 2008 said...
Too true. Bunglist you are about right there methinks. But I think I tend to concentrate more on the jugs than the lip as I find it more rewarding. As for what she is actually saying - I haven't got a fucking clue. What's the show about? Something to do with houses or summat...
Hashishin on Fri 09 May 2008 said...
mmmm tits...
slinkybackrinkadink on Fri 09 May 2008 said...
She always goes from pregnant to not pregnant back to pregnant within a one hour show. You can make a game of looking at the BeenyBags and trying to work out if she is/isn't/is/isn't...
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HeroicDose on Sat 10 May 2008 said...
Sorry, it's all about the lip. I think her lip is pregnant again.
Walloonophobic on Sat 10 May 2008 said...
Who is Sarah Beeney?
Barbersmith on Sat 10 May 2008 said...
The only time I've ever encountered her was on the radio. So I lost out twice - I had to listen to her shit (she's a cunt) and I couldn't see her tits.
RoosterDiamond on Wed 14 May 2008 said...
Fuck me, Finbar Saunders is in the house. But she does have an enormous pair. They'd be amazing when soapy.
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