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		TheGunt on Fri 09 May 2008 said... courgettes, on the other hand ...
		TheGunt on Fri 09 May 2008 said... isle?
		themong on Fri 09 May 2008 said... But always in the Vag isle.
		DKP4 on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Then again, there's always that rogue 1%...
		HeroicDose on Fri 09 May 2008 said... But they are using the butternut squash as buttplugs.
		SlipperyGimp on Fri 09 May 2008 said... I get funny looks when I buy a pineapple, now I know why.
		bystander on Fri 09 May 2008 said... I didn't realise you could eat cucumbers.
		MerylHighground on Fri 09 May 2008 said... To entice a knowing look from your check-out person, just pop a cucumber, honey, a cansiter of whipped cream and some baby oil in your shopping basket. Oh, and some chocolate fingers.
		BurningWheel on Fri 09 May 2008 said... At least I'm right 1% of the time.
		slinkybackrinkadink on Fri 09 May 2008 said... It's the women in sex shops buying dildos for their salad that does it for me.
		thundachick on Fri 09 May 2008 said... just dont use them cucumber too vigerously..explaining how a cucumber got "there and stuck" at the casualty departmentis, erm..embarrassing..
		ahknowme on Fri 09 May 2008 said... What percentage use the same one for both, I wonder?
		Sandsider on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Then they can fuck off and so can you for spoiling it ! You'll be telling us next the 'ladies' wear those thongs with the strings showing so's not to be noticed. Aye ..right. They're ALL begging for it .
		buzzybelew on Fri 09 May 2008 said... The man in the aisle is The Duke, 99% of the time.
		hijodeputa on Sat 10 May 2008 said... "The utilisation of a cucumber as a Dildo or for salad use is surely not mutually exclusive, and it´s jolly good fun to watch your dinner guests searching through their salad, looking for the anchovy." Nigella Lawson 2005 (probably)
		Barbersmith on Sat 10 May 2008 said... "Would you like some percy pepper to shove up your snatch as well?" Ainsely Harriot 1971 Live and Let Die.

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