Jendy on Thu 08 May 2008 said... No they won't. And even if they were, it would only be cos some cunt would buy them
carter on Thu 08 May 2008 said... Talking of baubles......
bigbob7 on Thu 08 May 2008 said... too late ....jingle bells jingle bells
JiggeryCock on Thu 08 May 2008 said... How is it, that when someone goes on a slaughterfest and are found with a smoking gun, a pile of dead bodies and a hazy short term memory, it's always at an American School Campus or a postal sorting office? B&Q is far more sapping of the human spirit. It is the shopping equivalent of a jackboot stamping on a human face for all eternity.
teddypendennis on Thu 08 May 2008 said... Where else are you going to buy tungsted-tipped screws, Boodle and Dunthorne?
Geushky on Thu 08 May 2008 said... I applaud B&Q's employment policy; it would appear that you have to be over 50 to work there and not a spotty emo in sight that doesn't know their torx from a hex key. Got great advice on how to plumb in my Maxi-Flow Cooling Tower System, i.e. "get a professional".
Barbersmith on Thu 08 May 2008 said... Jiggery - nice Orwell reference. Jendy - you have smashing tits. I'm amazed I've taken this long to comment.
thundachick on Thu 08 May 2008 said... my local B&Q employs spotty emos, geushky..though they tend to hide in the power tools department.
Geushky on Thu 08 May 2008 said... thundachick: I bet the spotty emos couldn't even lift a 26mm Heavy Duty SDS-Plus Combination Hammer Drill, let alone demonstrate the glory of its functionality.
Hillbilly on Thu 08 May 2008 said... If you want a discount at B & Q it's easy. Example. I went to buy a pick axe, the head and the shaft are seperate items but you connect them before you get to the counter and only show the bar code for the handle, did the same for a shower head and pipe, just paid for the pipe and when they asked how many sacks of postcrete was on the trolley I said two but there was clearly eight but as they can't count I got away with it. Easy.
buzzybelew on Thu 08 May 2008 said... Hillbilly, you sound just like Fred West in his 'building' phase.
thundachick on Thu 08 May 2008 said... they hide behind the boxes geushky..all you can see is rows of eye linered eyes peering out from behind the black and deckers..
HeroicDose on Fri 09 May 2008 said... TC, hopefully they are self-harmers. They are in the right aisle.
Hillbilly on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Look Buzzy if you need an emergency patio built in the middle of the night for any reason give me a call. I can do them in the dark...
thundachick on Fri 09 May 2008 said... it would explain the blood-like stains in that aisle, buzzy.
