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If you name your daughter Brandi, there's a 94% chance she'll become a Playboy model.

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bystander on Fri 08 February 2008 said...
That's why we picked Mildred.
HaveABreakHaveAGreenDay on Fri 08 February 2008 said...
poor bitch'll never get a shag now!
randomboo on Fri 08 February 2008 said...
what a cunt ROML
personunavailable on Sat 09 February 2008 said...
randomboo- why have I never spoken to you on the boards? you seem to only post comments and that makes me sad :(
kwebb on Sat 09 February 2008 said...
Like Chris Rock says "A father only got one main job in life - that to keep his daughter off the pole. If you got a daughter and she a stripper - you fucked up! oh - and can someone tell me when it was agreed that clear heels is the whore uniform?" etc
NursePerkytits on Sat 09 February 2008 said...
95% chance actually
120761 on Sat 09 February 2008 said...
You've missed out an "i"
diepiggy on Sat 09 February 2008 said...
She could become a really bad R&B singer(yeah ..like there are good ones)
Barbersmith on Sat 09 February 2008 said...
diepiggy - do I take it you're not a "R&B" fan? If so, good on you.
LuciferSam on Sat 09 February 2008 said...
Uh, "Playboy model"? More like $3 whore. It's the Tiffaniis that end up in Playboy.
Mohammered on Sat 09 February 2008 said...
Made-up statistic rules are no longer witty.
MitchBuchanan on Sat 09 February 2008 said...
97% of people agree with you mo
Geushky on Sat 09 February 2008 said...
3% of people don't agree with you mo
Mohammered on Sat 09 February 2008 said...
100% of made-up statistic rules are not funny.
sphynxster on Sat 09 February 2008 said...
You Sir, are a FUCKING LIAR ! http://www.yournotme.com/ states that there are 12 "brandis" on the electoral role at this time. 11 out of 12 would be 91.66%. So, get your fucking facts right, pal. Your Sincerely..... Prof Stephen Hawking MD PhD CNT BO SHIT
danielson on Sat 09 February 2008 said...
But aren't all the model's names made up?
diepiggy on Sat 09 February 2008 said...
A common misconception .
stu421 on Sun 10 February 2008 said...
diepiggy : was that meant to make me choke on my beer with laughter or what ?
Token Heterosexual on Sun 10 February 2008 said...
Same rule reverse applies to "Mildred" who is a horny old cock eating Granny.
dandyboy on Sun 10 February 2008 said...
That's why George was always so tired looking.
diepiggy on Sun 10 February 2008 said...
That mildred bird was secret alcohohic . she the one who used to inject satsumas with vodka and eat em on set.......... Stu421 are you my biggest fan?
sphynxster on Sun 10 February 2008 said...
He is your biggest fanny.
JiggeryCock on Mon 11 February 2008 said...
I wonder what Heady Lamaar's parents envisaged for her? Why didn't they just call her Chokeme Withcock and be done with it?
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