Even though they have more shopping to do in the run up to Christmas, consumers will always walk much more slowly in December than during the rest of the year.

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	Even though they have more shopping to do in the run up to Christmas, consumers will always walk much more slowly in December than during the rest of the year.

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		pointless on Mon 10 December 2007 said... YES
		personunavailable on Mon 10 December 2007 said... no! i get rushed past... oh fuck maybe im one of those slow shoppers. thanks for that.
		BigVern on Tue 11 December 2007 said... I just punch the fuckers in the back of the head and then stand on the bastards when they hit the deck! I do the same to the fuckers who walk into a shop and just stand there in the doorway looking gormless and poking their pram/pushchair at just the right angle so you can't fuckin get past them
		MissChampion on Tue 11 December 2007 said... I hate those cunts.
		Lotty on Tue 11 December 2007 said... Tread on the back of their shoes - it ALWAYS fucks them off, and even more so when they turn round to eyeball you and your smiling in their fucking face with no shame.

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