My favourite 'wankenstein' picture form typical celeb mag (tools required - scissors, sellotape, fist, lubricant): Head: Heather Mills Tits / torso: Gemma Atkinson Arse / legs: Kylie Can anyone top that?

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	My favourite 'wankenstein' picture form typical celeb mag (tools required - scissors, sellotape, fist, lubricant): Head: Heather Mills Tits / torso: Gemma Atkinson Arse / legs: Kylie Can anyone top that?

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		chickenkiev on Mon 12 November 2007 said... hello themong
		chemicalsmiles on Tue 13 November 2007 said... arse/legs: Beyonce Tits/Torso: Paris Hilton Face: Hitler
		CharlieBrookersBallSack on Tue 13 November 2007 said... This is not a ROML you cunts. Erm...., starting at the top, Tina O'Brien, Lynsey Dawn McKenzie, Carol Vorderman
		sphynxster on Tue 13 November 2007 said... Top to Toe -> Maureen off Driving school / Lolo Ferrari (Cadaver) / Heather Mills Leg (Wooden One)
		themong on Tue 13 November 2007 said... I am so desensitized now, it would honestly have to be: Simon Weston all parts.
		GrudgeJizz on Tue 13 November 2007 said... Head: Kate McCann, Mouth: Dannii Minogue,Tits: Faith Brown (80s vintage), Arse: Kylie, Legs: Penny Lancaster
		BanjoString on Tue 13 November 2007 said... Jamie Lynn Spears, Kerry Katona, Angela Rippon
		hijodeputa on Tue 13 November 2007 said... Head; Linda Lusardi circa 1984: body; Linda Lusardi circa 1984: Legs; Daisy Duke circa my neck.
		GrudgeJizz on Tue 13 November 2007 said... hijodeputa: I thought you were a bird? Rugmuncher? Bi? If so I've got an oriental bisexual escort duo booked for next Thursday 4pm in the Dorchester if you fancy calling in? They'll both lick your bean at the same time whilst you fellate me.
		hijodeputa on Tue 13 November 2007 said... grudge. Please think again. A rugmuncher I may be, but I have never been mistaken for a bird, despite my impressive cup size. Whilst the Dorchester invitation is tempting on one hand, the thought of performing fellatio on anyone, never mind someone with the name 'Grudge Jizz' does not have similar attraction. When you've finished with the female half of the escort duo though, IM me!
		GrudgeJizz on Tue 13 November 2007 said... loses lob as realisation dawns that hijodeputa is a fat sweaty bloke PS. You may be surprised to learn that GrudgeJizz is not my real name. It's Cocknose McPisscake actually...
		gargoyle on Tue 13 November 2007 said... Angelina Jolie/Angelina Jolie/Angelina Jolie
		Halberstam on Tue 13 November 2007 said... Jenna Haze Catalina Cruz Monique Alexander I win suckerz! blow me
		skinnyslutsmakemepuke on Tue 13 November 2007 said... Dawn French / Alison Moyet / Fern Britton. Yummy!
		skinnyslutsmakemepuke on Tue 13 November 2007 said... Dawn French / Alison Moyet / Fern Britton. Yummy!
		Plodder on Wed 14 November 2007 said... Your Mum?
		jefff on Thu 15 November 2007 said... Joanna Lumley / Fried Eggs / Fish Fingers

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