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Gemma Atkinson looks like a boy with mumps

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Yogithebare on Mon 12 November 2007 said...
You still would though poster, wouldn't you?
bastardo on Mon 12 November 2007 said...
She is the Sun reader's idea of attractive. Big fake tits, blonde and thicker than cement porridge. However she is also filthy so you would have to have a go on her anyway at least once.
chinky on Mon 12 November 2007 said...
better without the fake tits yogithebare is right though
framey on Mon 12 November 2007 said...
To be honest she's a perfect illustration of what it means to be a celebrity in Britain in the 21st century. Appeared in a shite soap opera for hungover halfwits, hired an agent, got massive plastic breasts put in, dyed her hair blonde, acted as a sperm receptacle for a few football players, spends her whole life getting her tits out for lads' mags. Basically an unrepentant whore. Even if she fucks up on that shite jungle programme she's guaranteed to cash in. Look at how quickly the tabloids have forgiven Danielle "dimmer than a two watt bulb / Nazi" Lloyd due to her propensity to expose her huge cans.
LuciferSam on Mon 12 November 2007 said...
A boy with mumps on his chest.
LuciferSam on Mon 12 November 2007 said...
Couldn't agree more, framey.
themong on Mon 12 November 2007 said...
I'd love to fuck a boy with mumps
diepiggy on Mon 12 November 2007 said...
me wantee
TheSouthSucksCock on Mon 12 November 2007 said...
framey you're a genius
stun on Mon 12 November 2007 said...
She can look like a boy with mumps. Just as long as she accepts that while she's off sick, I'm going to smack home my bone-dry whanger into her shitlocker with a six-step run-up and no kinks or winces.
Xiano on Mon 12 November 2007 said...
You're so right framey. Very well put. However you've now made me feel like a complete cunt for the fact that i still definitely would, without a second's hesitation.
BanjoString on Tue 13 November 2007 said...
Framey, you are such a cynic. Or gay. I would cut my cock off to rattle her in the anus.
framey on Tue 13 November 2007 said...
I didn't say I wouldn't rattle her. I'm a hypocritical fuck...yay!
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