If you are a celebrity, only volunteer the fact that you are a coke fiend to people you have previously been out of your nut on the stuff with- and even then, make sure you have photgraphic eveidence of them snorting a line. You should now be safe from being exposed by the News of The World.

THE 2012 OLYMPIC CEREMONY WILL INCLUDE...

	ANNIE LENNOX AND M PEOPLE
	MORRIS DANCING AND KANO
	BINGE DRINKING AND BORIS JOHNSON IN A TURBAN

RULES OF MODERN LIFE


	If you are a celebrity, only volunteer the fact that you are a coke fiend to people you have previously been out of your nut on the stuff with- and even then, make sure you have photgraphic eveidence of them snorting a line. You should now be safe from being exposed by the News of The World.

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