Tommy Cooper died on stage, let's hope this doesn't happen when Orlando Bloom makes his theatre debut, it's unlikely anyone would notice for several days the wooden cunt.

THE 2012 OLYMPIC CEREMONY WILL INCLUDE...

	ANNIE LENNOX AND M PEOPLE
	MORRIS DANCING AND KANO
	BINGE DRINKING AND BORIS JOHNSON IN A TURBAN

RULES OF MODERN LIFE


	Tommy Cooper died on stage, let's hope this doesn't happen when Orlando Bloom makes his theatre debut, it's unlikely anyone would notice for several days the wooden cunt.

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