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THE CORNER

You....or is it just me? I visit the corner twice, oft thrice, daily to bathe in the warmth of your mirth. Caressing my lower self as I inhale, my wrinkled nads become taut and glistening as the luxurious sensuality of your glorious wit and observational marvelling envelopes my every nerve.

These brief moments of exquisite wonder enrich and bring purpose to my otherwise mundane and meaningless existence. The heady aroma of my engorged genitalia fills my nostrils with such addictive lust for more, more, more of your words...

For bringing the drudgery that is my daily existence to this screaming peak....you youreslf, dear contibutor, are indeed a cunt of the highest order.

Oh, and by the way, who gives a fuck what Biddy Baxter calls her pussy?....

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