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work	You see me nodding and smiling while you witter on about some meeting we need to have urgently - I'm actually thinking about ramming your Blackberry so far up your arse it gets wedged in your throat and chokes you. It depresses me that you actually think what we do here is important.

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		slugpoo on Thu 15 May 2008 said... you actually work?
		TheDuke on Thu 15 May 2008 said... Having a bad day are we? Im at home drinking gin.
		ComradeDuch on Thu 15 May 2008 said... As I type this I am on the phone listening to someone explain about a potential customer.... no-one cares, never will
		ahknowme on Thu 15 May 2008 said... The depressing thing is he/she is probably thinking the same thing about you. We all collude in this big lie.
		DickyM on Thu 15 May 2008 said... Ive just got home and am going to drink like a twat for a few hours
		Patt1967 on Thu 15 May 2008 said... Just spark the bloke out and go on the rampage, falling down style!
		DKP4 on Thu 15 May 2008 said... Sounds like a recent graduate to me.
		Geushky on Thu 15 May 2008 said... I've just left a pile of mundane crap for my colleague to do tomorrow whilst I have a day off; my weekend has already begun!
		DuckBill on Thu 15 May 2008 said... Leave then.
		slinkybackrinkadink on Thu 15 May 2008 said... Good post though OP. I'm sure we all have that special place we go to when we just cannot be arsed with what some twittering shit is telling us needs to be done. I got out just in time to save the others and my own liberty.
		justabigcunt on Thu 15 May 2008 said... Kill them, kill them all. Then have sex with their rotting carcases
		HeroicDose on Thu 15 May 2008 said... Don't forget to piss in their desk drawers when they go home. And wipe your arse on the picture of their kids they undoubtedly keep on their desk.
		MrBeefy on Thu 15 May 2008 said... Do you work for me? If so, I'm sorry.
		buzzybelew on Thu 15 May 2008 said... "Save yourself, kill them all."
		HeroicDose on Thu 15 May 2008 said... All work and no play makes the OP a dull cunt
		POOSTRIPE on Thu 15 May 2008 said... i know what you mean. My tit of a boss is always banging on about sales ect and i just say "yeah,will do " and "great idea" ect ,when i really really could'nt give a shit and only turn up to get paid.My boss could bore for england and win.Tosser.
		Cuntsville on Thu 15 May 2008 said... im having a day off on monday to have my bum grapes injected and bizarrelyi would rather be doing that than working
		HeroicDose on Thu 15 May 2008 said... Your bum grapes injected into what?
		DickyM on Thu 15 May 2008 said... Buzzy, Grand Doer...
		thundachick on Thu 15 May 2008 said... i dont think what you do is important, OP.
		Geushky on Thu 15 May 2008 said... If I don't work, people die. But I've got to take the odd day off, plus 2-weeks in the Summer.
		TheDuke on Thu 15 May 2008 said... Buzzy, next time you use Manhunter, im gonna hunt you down like Vel Helsing,
		justabigcunt on Thu 15 May 2008 said... Duke who hunted Vel Helsing?
		justabigcunt on Thu 15 May 2008 said... Haha, I'm pedantic
		LICKER on Thu 15 May 2008 said... I dislike blackberries. They taste like dog-piss and the fucking pips stick in your teeth. Inedible cunts.
		RoosterDiamond on Fri 16 May 2008 said... You guys use Blackberries at McDonalds?
		Blowyerbeans on Fri 16 May 2008 said... I believe we have a diva graduate on our hands, bet you've been only been there three weeks and now you want a pay rise and want to be in charge of everyone, cos lets not forget...you got a 3rd in humanties and that makes you more important than everyone else at the supermarket.
		Kermit on Fri 16 May 2008 said... I believe we have another loser with a shite job and a lot of pent up bitterness inside. You unfunny twat
		Blowyerbeans on Fri 16 May 2008 said... I believe we have yetanother loser with a shite job and a lot of pent up bitterness inside...on minimum wage, unfunny twat.
		Blowyerbeans on Fri 16 May 2008 said... .........Anyone want to buy a Blackberry, slightly shitty?
		porkmaster69 on Fri 16 May 2008 said... a new product line. brownberry
		porkmaster69 on Fri 16 May 2008 said... a new product line. brownberry
		porkmaster69 on Fri 16 May 2008 said... fucking delay not a stutter
		Barbersmith on Fri 16 May 2008 said... I do the 'yeah, yeah' thing at work. Although I feel my time as a hostage negotiator is drawing to a close.
		Leisure Suit Larry on Fri 16 May 2008 said... none of the Alpha males that wield blackberrys sharp suits, and have v. important jobs (like me), will talk to you eh? go and make the tea you cunt
		thundachick on Fri 16 May 2008 said... where can i get one of these "brownberries", porkmaster?
		beatnut on Fri 16 May 2008 said... yep, a recent grad by the sounds of it. dont worry. you'll soon be acting like one of these blackberry toting office cunts. amazing what 10 hours a day in the same office can do. sorry.
		fuckknuckle on Tue 20 May 2008 said... my bosses talk about 'touching base' and one actually said, "Gerry. I believe I kicked the ball up with that one and you ran with it." I coughed, 'cock', under my breath.