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Work "Mates"	Think they know all about you because they see you for a few hours a day at work. After a few casual chats you take little notice of, they then seem to talk as if they know all about you, your life, interests, and the smarmy ones seem to take glee on putting you down on the little things they have taken in completely the wrong context. Well fuck you, uneducated workmate, you know nothing about me and no amount of pretending will change that. You are an attractive person, this does not however mean I am going to leave my engagement and leap into your arms the first time you say anything nice to me. You have left the following impression on me: You are a two faced, self righteous little cunt that is entirely ignorant to fucking everything. I wish I hadn’t thought of you as a nice person and wasted those precious moments of my life talking to you, you silly little twat.

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COMMENTS

		VengefulJesus on Fri 11 July 2008 said... Ooohh you're gonna get told off for this one....bring on the flames.
		Gordina on Fri 11 July 2008 said... Blimey! All you need is a shotgun and a liking for communal showers.
		Fakeycakemaker on Fri 11 July 2008 said... Taxi!
		RogerFederer on Fri 11 July 2008 said... Your work mates sound like a good bunch. Apart from all the cunts.
		ComradeDuch on Fri 11 July 2008 said... Timmy McVeigh is back from the dead and posting on HM. Yeah right. "There is an idea of an HM poster; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there."
		Frix133 on Fri 11 July 2008 said... Get a hobby.
		Geushky on Fri 11 July 2008 said... Get so many hobbies that you have a MAIN hobby.
		chinky on Fri 11 July 2008 said... So does she want to fuck him, or not?
		RogerFederer on Fri 11 July 2008 said... This reminds me of the post a few months back, where some silly slag was calling a guy she works with a cunt because she wanted to fuck him. Poor OP is hiding her feelings of wanting sexy time with that knobhead at work by bad mouthing him. Awww.
		dandyboy on Fri 11 July 2008 said... I bet he/she also pulls her/his hair and runs away.
		littleleopard82 on Fri 11 July 2008 said... i hate it when i never know if OP is male or female ... i was going with male for this one
		bystander on Fri 11 July 2008 said... Sorry, I was only trying to be nice.
		SlipperyGimp on Fri 11 July 2008 said... Maybe the OP is one of these precious bitches who think that everyone fancies them. Then, when she informs said work 'mate' of what she;s just typed in here, he'll be left thinking, "I'm only trying to be nice. What is it with these fucking women?"
		bystander on Fri 11 July 2008 said... Off topic I know but is there anybody in London left alive?
		roland82 on Fri 11 July 2008 said... These posts aren't great but they do give us a laugh plus im sure when the OP back at what they wrote they will feel like a complete twat.
		backsackandcrack on Fri 11 July 2008 said... Medical experts have concluded that I in no way suffer from dyslexia, but that post is just a panel of random words.
		CuntusMaximus on Fri 11 July 2008 said... Feck me u tantrum throwing twat - got turned down did you?
		BASIC on Fri 11 July 2008 said... Fuck of with the boring posts Sale.
		libertyvalance2008 on Fri 11 July 2008 said... My workmates are a pretty decent bunch
		bystander on Fri 11 July 2008 said... I use my Workmate for holding bits of wood while I plane them.
		bumspinach on Fri 11 July 2008 said... What. A. Surprise.
		hamstir on Fri 11 July 2008 said... Fuck me someone didn't get invited to Yates for a post work shiraz and tonic today did they op
		dewie on Fri 11 July 2008 said... A male work colleague is being nice to you because he wants to fuck you!? What a surprise. Let me guess - you are bleached blond with fake tan and reasonable tits and, judging by your post, have an unfortuante lack of wit or intelligence. Well, it's hardly any wonder he didn't actually want to be your friend. Women - stop moaning blokes want to shag you instead of be mates - if you actually had a personality then maybe people would like you for who you are.
		Kitty on Fri 11 July 2008 said... Either way, it's someone who is possibly going to work on Monday packing an AK47.
		TheCount on Fri 11 July 2008 said... I'm a firm believer that you don't go to work to make friends, but you do have to work with these people, mainly on a daily basis, so why make the atmosphere uncomfortable for yourself by bitching and whining about them? Get on with your work OP, you cunt. They're probably just humouring you anyway, you irritating little fucker.
		joylove on Fri 11 July 2008 said... "You are an attractive person, this does not however mean I am going to leave my engagement and leap into your arms the first time you say anything nice to me. !" OP is a chick.
		PennyCentury on Fri 11 July 2008 said... It sounds like an office fling gone wrong to me. Whatever it means it's crashingly dull.
		sandyman on Sat 12 July 2008 said... op must be on the rag
		PennyCentury on Sat 12 July 2008 said... I'm a bit facinated by your profile pic and have to keep looking at it.
		VengefulJesus on Sat 12 July 2008 said... Op is definatley a woman, 'cunt' and 'twat' are more suited to insulting males, a man would have called their workmate a bitch or a slut. Eitherway the truly sad thing about this post is that I can't be in the room when the OP reads the replies.
		dewie on Sat 12 July 2008 said... I will comfort her if she is upset. I will also lend her my stapler and compliemnt her new shoes when she comes in to work on Monday. Then I'll try to get my fingers in her mimsy at the Christmas party.
		bystander on Sat 12 July 2008 said... Has something awful happened in the stationary cupboard?
		Hero on Sat 12 July 2008 said... Another disgruntled secretary returns to her loveless relationship after cheating on unsespecting partner with boss who promised her the earth. Good luck loser. Oldest trick in the book.
		dewie on Sat 12 July 2008 said... Hero sums it up again. Class. Hero - my life is rather dull and wanky and I am abit of a cunt myself. would it be somehow possible for you to narrate it as it would make it so much better. No I'm not being sarcasrtic - I pmsl at your posts.
		teehee on Sun 13 July 2008 said... I would be extremely disappointed to find that the OP was a male. Such blatant, uneducated, self centered moaning could only come from a woman.
		teehee on Sun 13 July 2008 said... PS. You have left the following impression on me: CUNT!
		EvilFecker on Sun 13 July 2008 said... yawn
		RealityStar on Sun 13 July 2008 said... Translation: She knocked you back and you're bitter.
		joylove on Sun 13 July 2008 said... @teehee: Spot on. "waa waa waa, I assumed a colleague was besotted by me, and did nothing to progress a relationship, and now I'm sobbing that nothing came of it."
		Amber on Sun 13 July 2008 said... Got knocked back? Get over it. Plenty more cock out there.
		milkplus on Mon 14 July 2008 said... Definitely a bird rant, and by the sound of her just the type of irritating bint that everyone tries to avoid
		BarristerBabyBatter on Wed 16 July 2008 said... "leave my engagement" = silly bird who thinks her fiance gives a flying fuck about her and didn't just succumb to the pressure for a quiet life. Luv, he's probably A2M-ing a couple of Singaporean whores dressed as schoolgirls as we speak as you're such a bore in the sack.