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Womens Hand Bags.	Dont worry...i've got my key...No, no...just give me a second....I have it here somewhere....im sure its here...have I lost it?...no, no...its really in here...oh where is it...ill just tip the contents of my disorganised life out of my vortex like bag all over the fucking place and have a hissy fit before finding it....for fucks sake! Just keep your key in your pocket you time wasting fuck lords!

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		BustySinclair on Fri 18 July 2008 said... but do men really want us to wear clothes with pockets big enough for a set of keys?
		TheDuke on Fri 18 July 2008 said... They are like Sport Billys bag. You will find trampolines, pole vaults and shit.
		MissConduct on Fri 18 July 2008 said... That's so me!
		girlthursday5th on Fri 18 July 2008 said... Yes, but when we tip everything out, we will have whatever you need. Plus, accessorising correctly is a very underated talent which seems to be limited to women and gays. We have to have something - I can't cook a steak properly.
		BlartMonster on Fri 18 July 2008 said... OP is a bloke who carries a man bag cos his missus told him to
		Nadiestar on Fri 18 July 2008 said... Time wasting fuck lords sounds like a character on Doctor WHO
		BlartMonster on Fri 18 July 2008 said... Chortle! Good point, Nadie... is that like Jordan the warrior queen rancid fannysplat from planet Shaight in the 7th quadrant?
		Nadiestar on Fri 18 July 2008 said... I'll confess i do not have TV so i stepped out of my knowledge realm there. But yes Miss Jorden burty juice mimisy the XIV
		Nadiestar on Fri 18 July 2008 said... I keep a pocket midget in miine just for those moments when you can't reach.
		claire on Fri 18 July 2008 said... I hate them. Never had one and never will.
		buzzybelew on Fri 18 July 2008 said... Womens hand bags are bags for womens hands.
		TheDuke on Fri 18 July 2008 said... You've never had a pocket midget, Claire? You dont know what you're missing out on. Did you never see 'Inch High, Private Eye'?
		TheCount on Fri 18 July 2008 said... Simple answer. Don't entrust women with anything. And don't trust women to do anything. Let's face it, most of them have the IQ of a tree, and those that don't, have the IQ of a glass of water, and all of them are good for only one thing. And most of them are shit at that. White goods.
		demonsqueaker on Fri 18 July 2008 said... So I take it OP that you had your own key rammed up the orifice you normally speaks through while you was waiting for the bint to find it.
		dandyboy on Sat 19 July 2008 said... Did you go "oh look, sweets!" like that cunt in the tampon advert a few years ago?
		NursePerkytits on Sat 19 July 2008 said... HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
		orange on Sat 19 July 2008 said... Were he there for sex, OP would have had more patience. Clearly, access was granted only for use of the toilet.
		slinkybackrinkadink on Sat 19 July 2008 said... Well done OP, oh how I've suffered... This could also be a ROML, as it happens all the fucking time. If you know everything is in there, why don't you close it so that it doesn't all fall out in the pub/leaving the taxi/in the restaurant/in the powder room or wherever lost things get lost? For fucks sake, it takes me less than two seconds to find my keys; another twenty minutes or so to put them in the door, but that's not the issue here...
		slinkybackrinkadink on Sat 19 July 2008 said... PS- too true orange, all too true.
		teddypendennis on Sat 19 July 2008 said... I carry 3 dead kids and a capuchin monkey in my bag, and I'm only one inch tall and four foot wide.
		kwebb on Sat 19 July 2008 said... "Women eh?! Pah?! Eh?! Eh?! What they like eh?! Eh?!" etc etc. Zzzzzzzzz
		PaulSkinback on Sat 19 July 2008 said... Maybe they should have a bag for each item?
		liquoriceflyer on Tue 22 July 2008 said... don`t hear you all moaning when you ask us to carry your wallets and mobile phones in our bags though do we, you lazy short-memoried fuckheads?
		SLICKRICK on Wed 23 July 2008 said... I like soup!