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Women with mobile phones	"oh i left it in the car", "it was in my handbag", "the battery was flat" ANSWER THE FUCKING THING!!!

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		littleleopard82 on Fri 20 June 2008 said... do me a favour , quim off .....that is so ridiculous , why don't you try ...."parents with mobile phones" ......never answer it , or always switched off , don't know how to text WHATS THE POINT , well thats my ma and pa anyway .
		RightRoyalBastard on Fri 20 June 2008 said... No OP, she's just turned it off while your best mate pounds her into the mattress and spaffs in her face.
		RightRoyalBastard on Fri 20 June 2008 said... Gives leopard a very obvious up and down and likes what he sees. Mattress pounding, it must be Friday...
		UncleBullshit on Fri 20 June 2008 said... OP I think thats her way of telling you that you're a big fat stupid sack of shit
		jnewco81 on Fri 20 June 2008 said... Someone's missus is busy
		littleleopard82 on Fri 20 June 2008 said... hehe ! shall we ....start now or .....start later * said austin powers stylee but wants to hold off the 70's today *
		Jendy on Fri 20 June 2008 said... Maybe she will answer if you don't phone her every few minutes.. or get her tagged?
		carter on Fri 20 June 2008 said... This only happens if they make the initial mistake of giving you their real number.
		CaptainCuntflaps on Fri 20 June 2008 said... She thinks you're a worthless scrotum of a human being, OP.
		RightRoyalBastard on Fri 20 June 2008 said... Depends on what underwear you've got on today Leopard. Is it the whiter than white stuff or something more, ahem, interesting? Apologies for front had a most enjoyable afternoon bashing yanks and am feeling even more smug than usual...
		littleleopard82 on Fri 20 June 2008 said... actually RRB Ive just got my pj's on still ......little hotpants and vest ...is that ok ??
		jeannekat on Fri 20 June 2008 said... well if your a telemarketer can you blame her for not wanting to talk to you
		buzzybelew on Fri 20 June 2008 said... Stuff it up her twat, OP, and put it on vibrate.
		RealityStar on Fri 20 June 2008 said... Controlling husband? Do you beat her if dinner isn't on the table by 6 pm sharp too?
		RightRoyalBastard on Fri 20 June 2008 said... Checks hair, applies aftershave and straightens cuffs Why, may I ask, are you still in PJs at 3 in the afternoon Leopard? Not that I'm complaining, I'm just curious as to what you can possibly have been doing in bed all this time...minds eye is censored for extreme rudeness
		BastardoIsAStupidCunt on Fri 20 June 2008 said... RightRoyalBastard still hasn't realised that posting like this confirms you to be a total cock.
		littleleopard82 on Fri 20 June 2008 said... well actually , you just caught me getting out of shower , i'm going to be wearing my black velevt cocktail dress for our date at the casino tonight ......takes towel of hair shakes head in slow motion ,slips off satin dressing gown
		BastardoIsAStupidCunt on Fri 20 June 2008 said... Takes out gun, shoots Leopard in the twat
		littleleopard82 on Fri 20 June 2008 said... bastardo , can you not get in the way of our sexual innuendo and suggestery . Don't go on the board then will you , we all do it in there
		BastardoIsAStupidCunt on Fri 20 June 2008 said... Zzzzzzz......
		RightRoyalBastard on Fri 20 June 2008 said... BIASC hasn't realised I couldn't give a tinkers what he thinks. Little black dress for little leopard is it? It's lucky for you I look pretty god damn good in a suit then. And of course you can't wear white underwear with a black dress...
		BigVern on Fri 20 June 2008 said... make sure you have a wank before you go round leopards RRB you don't want to turn up with a loaded gun
		BastardoIsAStupidCunt on Fri 20 June 2008 said... Cock
		RightRoyalBastard on Fri 20 June 2008 said... Good point big vern, now wear did I put that hair gel...
		BigVern on Fri 20 June 2008 said... look behind ya ear RRB
		RightRoyalBastard on Fri 20 June 2008 said... Cheers! Have a biscuit. That was a close run thing otherwise Leopard and I could have been involved in a mildly amusing but utterly implausible sight gag. And I'm wearing a button fly tonight...
		littleleopard82 on Fri 20 June 2008 said... oh no RRB ive got a special black corset , suspenders , hold ups get up for this LBD ,would it be appropriate to wear my over the knee black leather boots , or shall i just go with the killer heel stilettos ? you choose * flutters eyelashes , pouts , holds up each pair *
		BigVern on Fri 20 June 2008 said... I think RRB has just cum in his pants Leopard
		BigVern on Fri 20 June 2008 said... http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/i/internet_dating-3567.bmp
		RightRoyalBastard on Fri 20 June 2008 said... OI! Give me some credit Vern wipes up evidence. I would suggest the heels Leopard, firstly because killer legs should always be on display - and I'm assuming you've got cracking pins or the whole thing's off - and secondly you find it easier to throw a leg onto my shoulder when we're doing the tango across the casino dance floor. Now about that special black corset...
		littleleopard82 on Fri 20 June 2008 said... RRB , i think you can quite clearly see from my pic that i am somewhat leggy ,they are 42 inches infact ....i thought you were going to say something else after "onto my shoulder when we're " i can't wait for our date ..., gambling , drinking ....how very smutty
		BustySinclair on Fri 20 June 2008 said... vomits
		littleleopard82 on Fri 20 June 2008 said... holds busty's hair out the way for her
		BigVern on Fri 20 June 2008 said... inserts a digit into her sodden snatch
		RightRoyalBastard on Fri 20 June 2008 said... 42 inch legs. In hold ups. And killer heels. topped by admirable looking chest area and general blondness. sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. Fortunate I'm tall otherwise it would go all tom cruise. And as for gambling and drinking well, yes, of course. Strip poker? gives toilet a courtesy flush for Busty and offers her a glass of water
		RightRoyalBastard on Fri 20 June 2008 said... Vern. Foolish dear boy, very foolish...
		BigVern on Fri 20 June 2008 said... I just though the girls could get it on while you are getting suited and booted RRB. I was just going to watch honest I wasn't making an move on your bird
		RightRoyalBastard on Fri 20 June 2008 said... It's not me you have to worry about old chap. Busty is a feisty one and the leopard really does have claws - trust me on that. Looks at scratches on back in mirror Liking the idea of them together though
		littleleopard82 on Fri 20 June 2008 said... inserts a digit into sodden snatch ? BIGVERN come on love ? * stands in front of RRB brushes imaginary dust of black dress, then legs still straight , bends down to brush tip of stilletto .....holds out hand ... shall we go dear? *
		DirtyBeppe on Fri 20 June 2008 said... RRB has either just gone post-ejaculatorially quiet, or has snuck round the back of leopard....
		littleleopard82 on Fri 20 June 2008 said... oh hello you !! actually i couldn't get dust of shoe , so i ordered RRB to lick them , but he let me get away with it ... he knows he is the boss
		BigVern on Fri 20 June 2008 said... he's prob sat at his pc hunched double shaking hands with the governor of love
		RightRoyalBastard on Fri 20 June 2008 said... Delivers judo chop to Beppe for cheek. Then pulls cuff links, straightens bow tie, picks up keys to Aston and offers arm to leopard But of course ma petit puce.
		littleleopard82 on Fri 20 June 2008 said... no he's not , he's licking my stillettos before he whisks me off for a night of drunken and risque tom foolery
		BustySinclair on Fri 20 June 2008 said... Big Vern, haven't seen you round these parts for a while. I take it your stay inside was comfortable? The boys all make you feel welcome? There's only one person allowed to insert a digit into my sodden snatch these days and it's not you. I tried to wait for you, but 15 years is just too long.
		littleleopard82 on Fri 20 June 2008 said... i will act like a lady at all times RRB , i will keep the gutter talk for later ....* walks up to aston, gets in slides her hand up RRB'S thigh suggestively , crosses legs ..whispers "shall i scream if i want you to go faster ?"*
		RightRoyalBastard on Fri 20 June 2008 said... Starts Aston and turns to Leopard Hold on to your nipples dearest Floors it
		DirtyBeppe on Fri 20 June 2008 said... stalls it
		BigVern on Fri 20 June 2008 said... yeah the boys on C wing made me feel right at home Busty. 15 years is a long time but you only managed a week! I was stiched up like a kipper by me own brother just so he could run away with you the shagnasty!!
		littleleopard82 on Fri 20 June 2008 said... ha ha ! * arrives at casino with RRB ...gets showered with champagne RRB says she is his lucky charm tonight , under the black jack table she cups his lucky charms*
		RightRoyalBastard on Fri 20 June 2008 said... *looses concentration and nearly takes the croupiers eye out with a dice ricochet. Still comes up 6s.Other hand is around Leopards waist and wandering south...
		littleleopard82 on Fri 20 June 2008 said... * feels RRB'S hand going south , playfully slaps it away ....giggles as RRB's breath tickles her neck as he whispers into her ear in a gruff voice...." wait till i get you home love "*
		Frix133 on Fri 20 June 2008 said... shouldn't that be 'luv'?
		RightRoyalBastard on Fri 20 June 2008 said... Why wait. There's got to be a room in this casino. We've done well at the tables after all Gives leopards shapely behind a squeeze And i see you opted for no knickers you saucy little minx.
		littleleopard82 on Fri 20 June 2008 said... minx i am ..yes no knickers , i wonder if the corset with sussies and hold ups will look odd ?
		RightRoyalBastard on Fri 20 June 2008 said... There's only one way to find out. Marches out of casino to front desk I'd like a suite please, with a king size bed, a very resilient one that could for example take the strain of people throwing each other about....and a bath. A big one....
		littleleopard82 on Fri 20 June 2008 said... me and an ex broke a bed once on holiday ....anyway *leans over front desk sticking bottom in RRB'S "area" notices her ample cleavage is distracting the geeky reception pulls him towards her with his tie ....."oh yeah and what channels the porn darling" purrrrrr
		littleleopard82 on Fri 20 June 2008 said... receptionist doh ....i was getting carried away
		RightRoyalBastard on Fri 20 June 2008 said... Likewise, have damaged bedroom furniture on a couple of occasions. Grabs Leopard and the key and drags her towards the lift. Throws lift attendant out and then hits emergency stop button and turns around with a glint in his eye...
		DirtyBeppe on Fri 20 June 2008 said... Holy Mills and Boon Moly! Carry on, do! Get down to it for fucks sake! I'm hitting me vinegar strokes!
		littleleopard82 on Fri 20 June 2008 said... already hoiking my dress up dear ..leans forward onto swanky gold bar ooooooh the lift is shaking .....oh thats us ?
		BlartMonster on Fri 20 June 2008 said... No, it's your thunderous beer gut and flabby thighs shaking the fucking lift, dear. Now piss off and take the stairs.
		Frix133 on Fri 20 June 2008 said... Wait a minute Blart, she's got to take a photo on her mobile to post on her facebook page. The internet version of Chanelle Hayes.
		Frix133 on Fri 20 June 2008 said... Anyay, I wanted to reply to the OP, but then I read the 50 odd posts. OP, I bet LittleLep would answer the phone to you. Her number must be on the board somewhere.
		crazyape on Fri 20 June 2008 said... don't want to rain on your parade dude, but she is fucking someone else and is choosing to ignore your calls. This is probably because your crack is shite. purely based in this post only....
		littleleopard82 on Fri 20 June 2008 said... oh very funny frix yep it's 0898 ....just having some banter , nothing wrong with that
		BASIC on Fri 20 June 2008 said... Fuck me a cannot believe that you have continued this bollocks for so long. Shouldn't you have been packing your caravans up ready to leave for the weekend? Jesus...
		BlartMonster on Fri 20 June 2008 said... Chortle! Internet version of Chanelle Hayes!
		BlartMonster on Fri 20 June 2008 said... ... with cellulite
		MrBeefy on Fri 20 June 2008 said... This is bollocks. I'm far more shit with my mobile than MrsBeefy.
		claire on Fri 20 June 2008 said... Yep-and Mr Claire can't even be be bothered to work out how to text. Is there anything on the telly later?
		MrBeefy on Fri 20 June 2008 said... Fuck all. Am turning to booze.
		claire on Fri 20 June 2008 said... Me too- I'm off to the shed.
		MrBeefy on Fri 20 June 2008 said... No, wait. Apparently there is a programme on later called "Britney, speared by the paps"
		claire on Fri 20 June 2008 said... Ha! No I need to go before it's too dark or I can't tell if the cider is green.
		SaleoftheCentury on Fri 20 June 2008 said... Fuck me, there are some masochistic posters out there........either 14 or really ugly
		Kitty on Fri 20 June 2008 said... Evenin' Beefy darlin. Anyone chucked a bucket of water over littleleopard and RRB yet?
		littleleopard82 on Fri 20 June 2008 said... was it too much ??
		BlartMonster on Sat 21 June 2008 said... Possibly and not in a good way
		BustySinclair on Sat 21 June 2008 said... Don't get me wrong LL & RRB, I love you both. But your tiresome hijacking of every post is wearing a little thin. It's nice you've found love on the interwebs, but please take it to the board where we can ignore it if we choose, instead of having to trawl through the same shite over and over again.
		buzzybelew on Sat 21 June 2008 said... Succinct and to the point, Busty.
		littleleopard82 on Sat 21 June 2008 said... seeing as you asked so nicely busty , your wish is my command x
		dandyboy on Sat 21 June 2008 said... Now that's one I'll watch!
		IHateTomatoJuice on Sat 21 June 2008 said... Women only buy mobile phones for cheap, furtive orgasms in the first place.
		kwebb on Sun 22 June 2008 said... Maybe she doesn't want to talk to you because you are an arse?