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weather forecasters	you really are a useless bunch of cunts. Last weekend, it was going to be pissing with rain, what do we get, blazing sunshine with the odd cloud, not a fucking drop. What you predicting for December, temperatures reaching 30, high risk for hayfever sufferers. My grandad can forecast the weather better than you useless nobs, and he's been dead for five years.

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		Barbersmith on Wed 25 June 2008 said... I hear that The Titanic's sunk.
		Razorjaw on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Try BBC weather website. I think they just look out the window and update it in real-time, rendering the 5-day forecast fucking worthless. Never right. Oh, fuck, I'm complaining about the weather. Shit. Cunt. I'm pathetic.
		dandyboy on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Get your dead grandad on Britain's Got Talent now!
		SpackoMcDribble on Wed 25 June 2008 said... seaweed on string and a dead beetle in a matchbox
		BigVern on Wed 25 June 2008 said... has your grandad got a weather cock?
		Chelloveck on Wed 25 June 2008 said... If the old boy is wet its raining?
		bystander on Wed 25 June 2008 said... I use fir cones. Sunny with a chance of the odd shower normally covers it.
		MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Hate that phrase "And the rain will show it's hand in the evening." Rain has fucking hands?!! Also, that new guy, late at night on the BBC, Liam Dutton i think his name is, he has a face like a cartoon.
		BigVern on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Tom and Jerry?
		CaptainCuntflaps on Wed 25 June 2008 said... The remnants of grandad's flesh are beginning to shrivel - looks like rain.
		claire on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Yes Mrs M. I think he looks like Lee Evans.
		MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Have you seen him, Claire? He looks like he's been drawn by an idiot savant child, big eyes and a smiley mouth.
		MissMau on Wed 25 June 2008 said... I can't stand Lee Evans - no one should sweat that much its not natural
		BASIC on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Who's the guy who says "that's the weather" and then winks at the camera in a "Fonz" kind of a way? Rob someone?? He's pretty cool.
		littleleopard82 on Wed 25 June 2008 said... i think we can all learn from michael fish , that weather forecasters are complete tossers cast your minds back to Oct 87 ......wow ,oh my god look at that i actually know something !! waits for praise
		bystander on Wed 25 June 2008 said... If there's damp on the cellar steps it's going to snow.
		littleleopard82 on Wed 25 June 2008 said... yes miss mau ...can you imagine him in bed ewwwwwwwww you'd drown ! comes from round billericay way so he must be half decent
		claire on Wed 25 June 2008 said... He calls clouds " lumps",and always orders everyone to take their umbrellas everywhere. Bossy little twerp.
		BASIC on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Michael Fish only went by the information given to him by the Met Office Leopard.
		RightRoyalBastard on Wed 25 June 2008 said... If it's raining then chances are it's raining. White T-shirt leopard? In this weather? stares
		littleleopard82 on Wed 25 June 2008 said... RRB , white calvin kleins in this hotel bath ? Get 'em off.....oooh how uncooth , awfully sorry sir awaits cane raps
		RightRoyalBastard on Wed 25 June 2008 said... White Calvins?! I'm not David bloody Beckham leopard. Hunts for cane, bull whip and tub of body chocolate
		BigVern on Wed 25 June 2008 said... and smear it all over her stretch marks
		littleleopard82 on Wed 25 June 2008 said... sorry RRB its the only thing white i could think of and i have him on the brain today oh and jude law aswell yummy .....reciprocates HUGE comedy wink from the other day
		ComradeDuch on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Corpse still at night - shepherd's delight. Undead Grandad yawning - shepherd's warning.
		MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Comrade, I thought it was '2 otters fight - sheherd's delight', 'Buy a blue awning (as advertised by John Stalker & his dog, Drummer) Shepherd's warning'...
		MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... gone for a p...here it is 'shepherds'...
		MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... ..or Red Sky at night, you dirty gypsy cunts, get out of my house, i've taken half my fucking staircase away to stop you scum...single gunshot
		ComradeDuch on Wed 25 June 2008 said... under a Red Sky at night - U2 live albums are shit
		MrsMoon on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Red Sky At Night, Patrick Moore has been sold to communist China.
		littleleopard82 on Wed 25 June 2008 said... red sky at night , it's probably november the 5th
		BigVern on Wed 25 June 2008 said... red knickers at night, it's probably rag week
		BigVern on Wed 25 June 2008 said... red knickers at night, barebackers delight
		hamstir on Wed 25 June 2008 said... turned out shite again....
		BigVern on Wed 25 June 2008 said... just like your breath
		hamstir on Wed 25 June 2008 said... and your post's
		BASIC on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Chill people, chill
		VengefulJesus on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Ah, give the forecasters a break, it must be depressing enough as they stand infront of the blue screen gesticulating likecomplete gimps as they try to effectivley predict the future. Like a more earnest and beige version of some gyppo with a crystal ball except their predictions are based on the MET office calculation and even with massivley powerful computer simulations none of them really have a clue.
		Kitty on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Bring back Michael Fish.
		CaptainCuntflaps on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Bring back John Kettley as well - the weather forecast would be a different Kettley of Fish then.
		littleleopard82 on Wed 25 June 2008 said... oh my god john kettley !!!! "john kettley is a weatherman , a weatherman a weatherman, john kettley is a weatherman and so is michael fish"
		BASIC on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Seriously, check this guy out. Dan Corbett - more smile than a smiley thing and a fantastic "Point and Wink" at the end. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRSr1TMdSkc
		drshipman on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Weirdo, he's tiny, like a half grown man channelling Lionel Blair throught the medium of forecasting. He's married to a tiny little make up artist who also works at the BBC.
		Daddyfantastic on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Weather forecasters. Never would have thought of that. Such original thinking. Best solution is to stay in AND STICK YOUR FAT FINGERS UP YOUR OWN ARSEHOLE. To think that these tools that operate this rantboard allows such original thinking like 'weathermen' yet my continous and unrelenting wish to put sandi toksvig remains unposted. Its a terrible world.
		BASIC on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Sandi is hilarious. You should listen to Radio 4 a bit more. It's great.
		Cunt0 on Wed 25 June 2008 said... The rain did show its hand last week in South Wales. Check out Des Coleman, he's a good weatherman, really enjoys his job.