slinkybackrinkadink on Thu 12 June 2008 said... But they have such taste and class. Apparently wanted to limit booze for family guests as that might stop them from having a puch-up like last time. Twats.
UncleBullshit on Thu 12 June 2008 said... I bet he thinks about her Gran when he's shagging her, and she just thinks of the cash. They truly deserve each other
RightRoyalBastard on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Vaguely talented footballer with face like a bucket of smashed crabs marries average looking gold digging wench. Meh.
SaleoftheCentury on Thu 12 June 2008 said... You are a Chelsea fan though aren't you RRB?
jacobsdad on Thu 12 June 2008 said... ITV news woman just said "Forget Euro 2008 - today there is only one football event worth talking about". Fuck off. If that fat cunt had worked harder we might have made it to Euro (I hate football anyway).
jnewco81 on Thu 12 June 2008 said... He's fat,
He's round,
He'll shag your nan for 40 pound,
Wayne Rooney,
Wayne Rooney.
Bongomag on Thu 12 June 2008 said... WAG does not stand for Wifes and Girlfriends - it stands for Whores and Goldiggers. What a pair of cunts!
RightRoyalBastard on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Sale, nope my team won some silverware this year and Shrek helped. Doesn't stop him being a granny bothering fugly potato head though. I don't give a monkeys as long as his feet still work, bless him.
MrsMoon on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Obscene amount of money and attention lavished on this non event.
dandyboy on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Bet Colleen will be gutted that some politician doing political stuff will keep her off the front pages in the morning though.
RightRoyalBastard on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Bet David Davis will be gutted Mr and Mrs Ogre stole some of his coverage as well Dandy...
SaleoftheCentury on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Hehehehehe, lucky you on the team front though, mine managed 7th in the Championship. Which was a little annoying
Kermit on Thu 12 June 2008 said... I sniggered this afternoon when I saw a picture of the Italian riviera totally soaked and pissing down with rain.... there you go, that's what happens when the quaintness of the place is being spoilt by some scouce badgers...class!
clusterfuck78 on Thu 12 June 2008 said... I can't wait wait for the bare-knuckle boxing competition after the speeches. Wolves fan eh Sale? I feel your pain.
clusterfuck78 on Thu 12 June 2008 said... only one wait. fuckin' shitty brain
EvilFecker on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Original. Well done
Barbersmith on Thu 12 June 2008 said... MrsMoon - are you talking about the wedding, Rooney or Colleen?
dandyboy on Thu 12 June 2008 said... I think she might be refering to the David Davis by election.
libertyvalance2008 on Thu 12 June 2008 said... He must be absolutely amazed every time he fucks her that anyone will even let him near them, let alone penetrate them with his cavemans cock. She on the other hand squeezes her eyes closed and thinks of Ronaldo.................and the millions of pounds cash. Not too bad for a northern shelf stacking scrubbing council estate slag.
MrBeefy on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Come on Dicky, Ronaldo looks like a newly-dumped, teenage girl. the true tragedy is that they will probably breed.
libertyvalance2008 on Thu 12 June 2008 said... I was just highlighting the massive difference between them, I guess I should have said someone off hollyoaks who she is obviously more familier with, but I dont watch the shite
MrBeefy on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Fair point. Any idea what's got up HM's arse about you?
teddypendennis on Fri 13 June 2008 said... It rained, thank you God! It fucking rained, thank you God!
OK will probably airbrush it out though before they go to print. I wonder how much they'll Photoshop Rooney's mishapen, lumpy turnip head?
WeakAtTheKnees on Fri 13 June 2008 said... I would love to fuck her, really would love to and then make him lick me clean, slowly.
libertyvalance2008 on Fri 13 June 2008 said... Yes I now know, an off the cuff comment about Jordans boy Harvey offended one of the staff, id already had a yellow card a week previous for calling that vile whorebag naiomi cambellend the c word. So I accept the refs decision innit
HeroicDose on Fri 13 June 2008 said... Were these comments on the stories then? There's been plenty worse said in these comments.
