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Uma Thurman	What's happened Uma, you used to be cool. But no great performances in Kill Bill or Pulp Fiction can over-ride the sheer cuntiness of some of the adverts you've appeared in (the Virgin Media one springs to mind), and as for the posters for that new piece of excrement you've got out, The Accidental Husband... You look like a cross between a dear caught in the headlights and Kylie after she fucked her face up with botox!

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		Geushky on Wed 13 February 2008 said... I would still crawl over a mile broken glass to tweezer out her anal beard hairs.
		jesuschrist on Wed 13 February 2008 said... doesn't float my boat, whereas Andlina does, fuck I'm twisted
		jesuschrist on Wed 13 February 2008 said... or Angelina even
		skinnyslutsmakemepuke on Wed 13 February 2008 said... Cacocaltia
		HaveABreakHaveAGreenDay on Wed 13 February 2008 said... she use to be my hero now...just no
		kwebb on Wed 13 February 2008 said... She got old! Hell even my dad was probably cool once.
		squealer on Wed 13 February 2008 said... I think Uma Thurman is cool. Not many women would accept unflatering extreme close up shots of their face. Especially Hollywood starlets. Who ever posted this is clearly a cunt.
		snelldiablo on Wed 13 February 2008 said... But how can we know what's cool when the word cool isn't cool? Poignant stuff I know. But Uma? I would.
		Stones on Wed 13 February 2008 said... Kill Bill was a dreadful film. Her career highlight was when she got those awesome baps out in dangerous liaisons.
		dandyboy on Wed 13 February 2008 said... Squealer, have you seen the posters for that new film? Her face has been photoshopped so much she looks plastic.
		squealer on Wed 13 February 2008 said... Can't say i have dandyboy, but you can't blame Uma for photoshop work that the film companies insist on to help sell a film.
		ShootingStar on Wed 13 February 2008 said... Hell I still would and I'm a girl!
		DuckBill on Wed 13 February 2008 said... Uma Thurman cool? What kind of fucking idiot ever thought that? She looks like the fucking Crazy Frog and acts about as well too.
		PennyCentury on Wed 13 February 2008 said... She has gigantic freak hands and she was just fucking dreadful in The Adventures of Baron Munchausen but I dont think she's a cunt.
		dandyboy on Wed 13 February 2008 said... Fair dos, Squealer, probably not her fault. And as well as giant hands she has whopping great big feet too (that 'wiggle your toes' bit in Kill Bill truely demonstrates that!)
		Freefall on Wed 13 February 2008 said... People wanted to jizz over toes.....her feet are fucking minging
		bystander on Wed 13 February 2008 said... It's a funny old World Kiera Knightley has gone the same awful way.
		BatemansBusinessCard on Wed 13 February 2008 said... Uma. Most definitely. Gattaca - glacial magnificence. Dangerous Liaisons - agree with above responder. Pulp Fiction - sensational. Sure, Batman and Robin and the Avengers weren't so hot, but 6ft tall, baptastic and she retains class compared to many makes it an oversized thumbs-up for Uma.
		BustySinclair on Thu 14 February 2008 said... Stones, Kill Bill was not a dreadful film. You however, are an idiot.
		sirbuckle on Fri 15 February 2008 said... one needs only to have a good hard look at her outfit in Batman & Robin to know she is(was) tooooooooooo hot