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UK rail companies. A trip from Manchester to London for 2 people, (admittedly at fairly short notice – 3 weeks), currently costs £294.66 by train. A tank and a half of petrol costs approximately £80. Two return flights on BA, £248 including taxes. Yet, these cunts expect us to use their crowded, dirty, unreliable service as realistic alternative. Why the fuck has this never been put in here before? (apart from it being a bit dull). We have some of the most expensive rail prices on earth, yet we are expected to do the right thing, save the planet and all that hysterical environmentalist bollocks. Meet us halfway you cunts. Offer a clean, frequent, comfortable and reasonably priced service and people might actually use it a bit more often you greedy retards

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PrincessTiiaammii on Thu 24 April 2008 said...
quite, trains are usually full of filthy, smelly people too and usually haven't been cleaned for months.
DapperDan on Thu 24 April 2008 said...
The train system in Germany is A1. Fast, clean trains that are always on time. Take note Britain.
kwebb on Thu 24 April 2008 said...
The journey from London to Manchester is free.
slinkybackrinkadink on Thu 24 April 2008 said...
Couldn't agree more, although I'm fairly sure other people have had a rant about the cost of train fares in the corner before...
Flashman1933 on Thu 24 April 2008 said...
I agree with Dapper, the rail service in the Reich is excellent!
PrincessTiiaammii on Thu 24 April 2008 said...
in Spain we took a return two hour train journey for about the same price as a bus ticket into Leeds, and it was clean and efficient.
clusterfuck78 on Thu 24 April 2008 said...
I've never had a problem with trains, but then again I've never actually got on one.
ChunkyMunky on Thu 24 April 2008 said...
The Swiss also have it taped - the cunning cuckoo-clock chiselling money hoarding cunters - trains run to the second there. But we enjoy paying more for a shit service where feeling squashed into a carriage like a cow on the way to the abbatoir is more the norm. I look forward to the next stage of the cost-cutting bringing back those indian-style steam trains where passengers have to hang on rails on the roof or outside of the carriages...
sensisarah on Thu 24 April 2008 said...
If our railway tracks had've been bombed in the second world war we would've HAD to build new ones, but instead we put up with shitty trains and expensive prices because we're using old trains. i'm a regular commuter and i think the prices are fucking bad. I can fly to Milan return for cheaper then a trip to London from newcastle- money grabbing cunts.
buzzybelew on Thu 24 April 2008 said...
or indeed under them.
Flashman1933 on Thu 24 April 2008 said...
Yes, but in India it cost about 8p to go from Delhi to Calcutta. Not £500 like it would in the UK for the same distance.
RightRoyalBastard on Thu 24 April 2008 said...
Went skiing a few weeks back and was in Paris on business anyway so go the train down. Booked at two weeks notice an 800km trip cost me the staggering sum of £55, even with the Euro as strong as it is. £55 TO CROSS AN ENTIRE BASTARD COUNTRY!!!! UK rail company boards should all be run over by their own sodding trains. *eye twitches in worrying fashion*
sensisarah on Thu 24 April 2008 said...
Here here RRB - let's get all the rail company people on the tracks and we can mow them down one by one
onthefence on Thu 24 April 2008 said...
Anyone elses screen completely fucked up?! What's going on with the site, all of the text is on the right hand side!
ahknowme on Thu 24 April 2008 said...
I don't know why we put up with it. Thinking about it... why do we put up with it?
Flashman1933 on Thu 24 April 2008 said...
Because we don't like to make a fuss, it's not British you know. Maybe we could take a leaf out of the French's book and go on strike or something. Block the tracks with piles of burning sheep.
ahknowme on Thu 24 April 2008 said...
That stiff upper lip's got a lot to answer for.
TheMonk on Thu 24 April 2008 said...
I agree the trains in this country are shite but what the fuck are you on about OP? I've just been on Trainline and you can get a single from manchester to london on 7 May for 26 quid each...
ECartman on Thu 24 April 2008 said...
yep my text has gone to the right. dont know what imagemagic is but sensisarah started it i think..
thegoonsquad on Thu 24 April 2008 said...
Its high to keep Northerners out of London, so we dont have to see Liam Gallagher clones or fake Ugg boot wearing orange girls. X
Flashman1933 on Thu 24 April 2008 said...
Because there aren't any chav's in London are there! Cunt.
Foritishe on Thu 24 April 2008 said...
The type is all on the right because the UK is tilting to the south, so you southern twats will all fall into the sea. Now fuck off.
fuckwit on Thu 24 April 2008 said...
Travelling on trains is for scum. I always take the Bentley
Flashman1933 on Thu 24 April 2008 said...
'Liam Gallagher clones' what fucking year is it in your world? 1996? bit out of date there matey. Besides, you have the real one living there so no need for any copies.
dandyboy on Thu 24 April 2008 said...
Yay! It's been, what, a week, since the last north vs south 'debate' on HM.
thegoonsquad on Thu 24 April 2008 said...
No, but its 1996 in Manc land.
thegoonsquad on Thu 24 April 2008 said...
No, but its 1996 in Manc land.
dandyboy on Thu 24 April 2008 said...
I thought that said Manic land first. It's always 1996 there and Design For Life will always be No1.
Flashman1933 on Thu 24 April 2008 said...
Simpleton!
DickyM on Thu 24 April 2008 said...
Why the fuck would anyone want to go to London or Manchester at all ?
kwebb on Thu 24 April 2008 said...
Civility, cake, cappucino and sex.
buzzybelew on Thu 24 April 2008 said...
To commit serial murder, Dicky: you have to cover your tracks by killing in different ways in different areas. I've been doing it for fucking years and no one will ever catch me...
DickyM on Thu 24 April 2008 said...
I do that by pony and trap or Hanson cab when I go out violently buggering the wary at night
buzzybelew on Thu 24 April 2008 said...
We're both cleansing the streets, doing God's Work. A flash of scarlet on a doxy's neck, a spatter of brown on ruptured cheeks...it's all the same. The work of Albert Fish lives on...
ahknowme on Thu 24 April 2008 said...
Bloody hell... I studied Albert Fish eons ago. You're the first person I've ever heard (read) make a mention of him.
EvilFecker on Fri 25 April 2008 said...
Blah blah blah. Northern cunts, southern twats. Yawn
Walloonophobic on Fri 25 April 2008 said...
I just looked Albert Fish up on Wikipedia and wished I hadn't. I had never heard of him before. A seriously fucked up individual.
Kermit on Fri 25 April 2008 said...
yeah please don't bring the boring northern/southern debate on again.Highly boring and unoriginal just like jacobsdad and his pathetic scouce rebellion.
Barbersmith on Fri 25 April 2008 said...
North and South unite in our shared hatred of train companies.
buzzybelew on Fri 25 April 2008 said...
Studied Albert Fish? What are you, a Criminal Psychologist? (Looks over shoulder, worried, at the stinking pile of binbags in the corner...)
Kermit on Fri 25 April 2008 said...
they do indeed BarberSmith
hijodeputa on Fri 25 April 2008 said...
Good to see you all moving to the right at last. Boris will be encouraged!
ahknowme on Fri 25 April 2008 said...
If you didn't have a dominant mother and weak/absent father, nor a head injury in your youth, and were kind to animals - you'll probably turn out okay, buzzy.
SlipperyGimp on Fri 25 April 2008 said...
Get a return ticket for the 07.40 train from Leeds to London and it'll cost you £199. Get the 08.05 train and it's half the price. The cunts only charge full price because they know most peoples' companies will be paying for it, therefore it'll have little effect on that individual.
buzzybelew on Fri 25 April 2008 said...
ahknowme - Fortunately, my girlfriend's a Clinical Psychologist so I think I'll be alright. If she finds out though, she'll be for the chop. Literally.
ahknowme on Fri 25 April 2008 said...
Not doing a paper on you, is she?
buzzybelew on Fri 25 April 2008 said...
...not any more.
Hashishin on Fri 25 April 2008 said...
I'm bored , anyone know where stun lives?
Flashman1933 on Sat 26 April 2008 said...
Yes, I'm watching him now. So lonely, so vulnerable.
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