bastardcuntflapsver2 on Tue 15 April 2008 said... Prince Andrew. The fucking queer
jezabel on Tue 15 April 2008 said... Indeed, hush now!
SpackoMcDribble on Tue 15 April 2008 said... princess michael of bent
jezabel on Tue 15 April 2008 said... * that's indeed to the OP, not prince andrew
kwebb on Tue 15 April 2008 said... Tony Visconti?! Everyone knows he's a queen
FrenchDuke on Tue 15 April 2008 said... Prince Edward is VERY gay.
bastardcuntflapsver2 on Tue 15 April 2008 said... Prince Edward is a batty boy. ha ha.
bystander on Tue 15 April 2008 said... To be fair his dad was gay so perhaps he inherited it. Whatever he makes a very nice coffee table.
RightRoyalBastard on Tue 15 April 2008 said... The VisCUNT in question should just own up to worshipping at the alter of cock and get on with life. Frankly who gives a flying buggery fuck.
MrsMoon on Tue 15 April 2008 said... Maybe, in a secret deal to hush this up with the press, the Queen will appear on Page 3 tomorrow with her norks out.
fuckmehowmuch on Tue 15 April 2008 said... Where's the surprise? They're all Greeks and those dirty fuckers invented all that puffing around.
RightRoyalBastard on Tue 15 April 2008 said... And her tit tats on display MrsM...
echobeach on Tue 15 April 2008 said... Norks. Love it.
bastardcuntflapsver2 on Tue 15 April 2008 said... And the queen should spread her fucking legs so we can see her slack fucking gash
bystander on Tue 15 April 2008 said... or just as the jury go out to find them Guilty as charged the Queen phones through to say "One remembers now how he said to me "I like Billy Elliot" it's all coming back to one" Viscount L leaves court saying "She came good for me. God bless her" and the two prisoners are freed and then put in an asylum for the rest of their lives.
Sable on Tue 15 April 2008 said... The fact that they've censored it actually is the story, because if someone as 'close' to Brenda as this person is came out as gay, most of the British public would just say 'who?' and go back to their pop tarts. Just to clarify: we ain't talking about anyone who's likely to be sitting on the throne at any time, even if a Jumbo Jet nose dives into the Windsor family christmas dinner at Sandringham.
bystander on Tue 15 April 2008 said... Radio Two are now calling him "a member of the extended Royal Family"
Sable on Tue 15 April 2008 said... Well, christ, aren't we all members of the 'extended royal family' if you go back far enough? God knows Edward VII tried to extend it across about eighty different families...
MrsMoon on Tue 15 April 2008 said... The Queens Legs...is that another pub...sign outside 'Now open'?
McCrack on Tue 15 April 2008 said... Amused that those putting the censorship on think anyone gives a fuck where anyone else wants to place their love organs anymore.
BustySinclair on Tue 15 April 2008 said... Just popping into The Queen's Legs for a pint
echobeach on Tue 15 April 2008 said... Imagine the horror of a lock-in.
ElizabethWindsor on Tue 15 April 2008 said... For christ's sake, can't you lot leave it out? Those gags are as old as.........well........me. Lock-in, echobeach? I'll give one a facking lock-in and one'll be facking chuffed for it an all. Peasant twats.
bystander on Tue 15 April 2008 said... I've always enjoyed an evening in the Queen's Head.
Kermit on Tue 15 April 2008 said... is Prince Andrew the guy who married Fergie?? please someone enlighten me on this one,,,, and quick please!!
Kitty on Tue 15 April 2008 said... Yes he is, but he isnt the gayer. Its the bloke that makes furniture.
SpackoMcDribble on Tue 15 April 2008 said... The Earl of DFS?
kwebb on Tue 15 April 2008 said... I know a person who works for Linley. A pro shoplifter came in his furniture shop in Chelsea and walked out with a 25 grand cigar humidor - which was on legs! "Now then old chap - seriously, seriously - what is it behind your back old fellow?!" - "nuffink - honest"
Frix133 on Tue 15 April 2008 said... How much was the butler's bonus? You'd have to pay me an awful lot to suck my boss off.
HeroicDose on Tue 15 April 2008 said... A shoplifter came in his shop? Well at least they'll be able to obtain DNA evidence from his spunk.
kwebb on Tue 15 April 2008 said... Good point. Quick - fetch the Community Spunk Officers.
MerylHighground on Tue 15 April 2008 said... I've heard you get a lovely French polish in his place
kwebb on Tue 15 April 2008 said... Very little interest in the large chest..
MerylHighground on Tue 15 April 2008 said... He could've called himself David Furnish, had that name not already been taken by another renowned uphill gardener.
Hack on Tue 15 April 2008 said... Sorry to be a bore Sable, but all blackmail victims are afforded anonymity regardless of who they are.
/Hack goes back to reading Law for Journalists like the sad twat he is is
bystander on Tue 15 April 2008 said... I know we have had this discussion before but why do so many gay men and women get married?
FlangeMeister on Wed 16 April 2008 said... Didn't Lord Snowdon play 'Camp Freddy' in the original Italian Job?
RoosterDiamond on Wed 16 April 2008 said... Gay men get married cos they are greedy. Don't care if my wife is gay if I can watch...
Sable on Wed 16 April 2008 said... Hack - yes, I too have a tattered copy of McNae's sitting on my shelf somewhere, and you're quite right. Just a shame that this has turned a pretty banal story into such an event.
MerylHighground on Wed 16 April 2008 said... The sign outside the Queens Legs says 'Liquor in the front, poker in the rear'