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UK Immigration	Making me sit in Sydney for 6 months waiting to get back to my life. Thanks very much you useless cunts. By then I'll have remembered how shit the UK is and won't want to go.

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		chickenkiev on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Stay in Sydney
		PrincessTiiaammii on Thu 17 July 2008 said... I'd get up every now and again if I were you, you'll get bedsores
		saucyhorsey on Thu 17 July 2008 said... who's Sydney?
		SaleoftheCentury on Thu 17 July 2008 said... One extra bed available in Earls court then OP?
		BWW on Thu 17 July 2008 said... A complaint about the UK from a native of the racist cess-pit that is Australia? Why don't you stay there and leave our bar jobs for our eastern European neighbours?
		AngryMoth on Thu 17 July 2008 said... I hate Australians. That is all.
		SuperWhale on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Fuck me that is harsh... are you not allowed to walk about or lie down then?
		BASIC on Thu 17 July 2008 said... "racist cess-pit" BBW? Better than this push-over flea pit we call Great Britain surely? At least they tell illegals to fuck off.
		sirbuckle on Thu 17 July 2008 said... er, y cant you get back then?
		SaleoftheCentury on Thu 17 July 2008 said... BASIC, go and lie down before the racist bile spills out of your tiny little brain
		Hero on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Hope you're plane crashes OP-if it doesn't; I'll be waiting for you.
		BASIC on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Will you Hero? Really???? I doubt it.
		Hero on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Hush BASIC, you cock.
		BWW on Thu 17 July 2008 said... I hate Australians.
		Hero on Thu 17 July 2008 said... We gathered that BWW
		BASIC on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Fuck me Sale, do you ever take a break from this site? And as for you Hero, would you like a suck of my rancid pole? I think you would. You seem the type.
		ComradeDuch on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Please never come back. I don't actually hate Australians, many of them are good people. I fucking detest British people who think the grass is greener over there. I sincerely hope your plane crashes and you fucking suffer major kerosene burns before drowning in the Indian ocean after waiting 79 hours in the departure lounge. Please never come back. You are worthless shit
		Hero on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Stop teasing BASIC
		BASIC on Thu 17 July 2008 said... OK Hero, if you really can't handle the pressure, I'll stop.
		BlartMonster on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Yip - don't you love all these stoic twats who hate Britain so much and all the fucking stinking paki/chinky/polack (insert racist term of choice) immigrants, that they become... a stinking immigrant themselves. Irony of ironies don'tcha think? Proud to be British, proud to fuck off and contribute to the economy of some other country apart from your own, yeah, patriotic to the core, you cunts
		teddypendennis on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Yes but they have Xmas on the beach in Australia, the beach!
		demonsqueaker on Thu 17 July 2008 said... I have no problem with immigrants, that's why I left with one!!!
		Barbersmith on Thu 17 July 2008 said... I've nothing against Australians, but the country is shit. Mainly because everything over there will try and kill you. Jellyfish and sharks in the sea, snakes and extremely venomous (and unusually vicious) spiders on land.
		teddypendennis on Thu 17 July 2008 said... And they're all descended from thieving pox-ridden criminals and big prozzies who were sent there in sailing ships when England got sick of them about a hundred and twenty three years ago.
		teddypendennis on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Or was it a hunderd and twenty four?
		BlartMonster on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Anyway all the blokes get their car insurance through Sheila's Wheels
		demonsqueaker on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Thought it was the guards they were descended from, not the crims.
		BustySinclair on Thu 17 July 2008 said... At least they were British crims.
		BustySinclair on Thu 17 July 2008 said... America began with a bunch of god-botherers and look how they turned out
		BustySinclair on Thu 17 July 2008 said... America began with a bunch of god-botherers and look how they turned out
		BustySinclair on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Bah, poxy stutter!
		Thesniggeringcunt on Thu 17 July 2008 said... I like Australia - they don't subscribe to this PC shite lest they offend a black lesbian wheelchair bound immigrant with 40 kids and a dubious medical history. They don't have a no win, no fee industry of legal spunk garglers who will litigate if someone, who should have been kicked out of the gene pool years ago, gets hit by a bee. Enough of this bollocks! I'm off to Whitechapel to clense the streets of this debauchery
		Thesniggeringcunt on Thu 17 July 2008 said... I like Australia - they don't subscribe to this PC shite lest they offend a black lesbian wheelchair bound immigrant with 40 kids and a dubious medical history. They don't have a no win, no fee industry of legal spunk garglers who will litigate if someone, who should have been kicked out of the gene pool years ago, gets hit by a bee. Enough of this bollocks! I'm off to Whitechapel to clense the streets of this debauchery
		SaleoftheCentury on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Sniggering cunt are you actually a very bitter black lesbian wheelchair bound immigrant with 40 kids and a dubious medical history, who just happens to be stuck in Sydney?
		Thesniggeringcunt on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Fucking rumbled - Sale, you're bloody Poirot
		Thesniggeringcunt on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Fucking rumbled - Sale, you're bloody Poirot
		Kermit on Thu 17 July 2008 said... As usual some comments from some bitter narrow minded cunts who hide behind their laptops and PC's to tell the world how much they hate everyone. Get a life you sad angry twats. OP- 6 months in Sydney is hardly a life of hell. Enjoy the weather cos it's drizzle and shitty white sky here.
		claire on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Yep- I could think of worse places to be stuck. Like Dewsbury or Swansea.
		Hero on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Or in a lift with you claire.
		BlartMonster on Thu 17 July 2008 said... There's a lot of hiccupping here today
		BlartMonster on Thu 17 July 2008 said... There's a lot of hiccupping here today
		BlartMonster on Thu 17 July 2008 said... There's a lot of hiccupping here today
		claire on Thu 17 July 2008 said... You'd fucking love it.
		Nadiestar on Thu 17 July 2008 said... May i suggest Op that you stay there. the likely hood of you adjusting properly to the rancid piss throwing weather and generally cuntyness of this country will make you wish for the warmer climes. So save yourself the $700 on the ticket back to the UK and spend it at the Sydney gay Mardi Gras bumming to your hearts content!
		RoosterDiamond on Thu 17 July 2008 said... OP- stay in Aussie. You seem perfect for Australia. While the UK may be shit I don't think you going back will make it less so. And Aussie ain't so bad, unless you are aboriginal, Asian, kiwi/maori or black. I am guessing that you are not. Kia Ora Bro. Kia kaha.
		rachael on Fri 18 July 2008 said... I am a well known source on this subject because i live in sydney and to tell you the truth There are so many british people over here you would not believe but they are cool and they all love there pooches. THEY HAVE OVERTAKEN CALOUNDRA THOUGH but that is ok because I have the hots for Andy the cogney mobile mechanic ( caloundra is the first town of the sunshine coast in queensland)
		batteredcodpiece on Fri 18 July 2008 said... "THEY HAVE OVERTAKEN CALOUNDRA" - Jesus, how fast was it moving? And ladies and gentlemen, while I'm not a special fan of everything Oz, could I just remind everyone that thinks Aussies shouldn't get in here easily about the tens of thousands of Aussies, Canucks and Kiwis that lie in graves all over Europe, in sunken wrecks and in the remains of burnt out aircraft because they flocked to our aid as volunteers?
		arniethecagefighter on Fri 18 July 2008 said... Barbersmith you really need to put that spliff down and get out of your piss riden council flat..When was the last time someone was killed by a spider in ozz errrmm never..Thick twat....
		kwebb on Sat 19 July 2008 said... Leave Swansea out of this - isn't it!
		kwebb on Sat 19 July 2008 said... ps OP - I'll swap my right to live in Britain for your right to live in Oz? Take it !
		Barbersmith on Mon 21 July 2008 said... Cagefighter cunt - if you read my fucking comment you'll see that I don't refer to spiders as deadly. Just very vicious. You cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt.