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Ugg Boots	Dear Gods of Fashion, I have a velour tracksuit, rat-tail hair extensions, and am the colour of Dale Winton covered in Ronseal, but is there anything more I can do to look like a total WAG cunt? What, I can spend over a hundred quid to look like a club-footed eskimo that can't go out in the rain? Brilliant. Cunts.

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		rainbow_brite on Mon 04 February 2008 said... many moons ago i made the mistake of buying a pair of ugg boots. thankfully they've been shredded to pieces never to be worn again, which is for the good of everyone.
		Geushky on Mon 04 February 2008 said... I SAID you looked stupid, but no, you absolutely HAD to get them. You were a Cunt then, and your are a Cunt now...
		rainbow_brite on Tue 05 February 2008 said... i was young and foolish, we all make stupid mistakes like that goes red with embarrassment
		Geushky on Tue 05 February 2008 said... Just think on, that's all... Fancy a cuppa poppet?
		DingDangHoulihan on Tue 05 February 2008 said... Fucking hate ugg boots
		themong on Tue 05 February 2008 said... Wags are fucking hot though innit
		kwebb on Tue 05 February 2008 said... Ya get me bruv?
		Aroona on Tue 05 February 2008 said... Yes, definitely best sticking to Clarkes
		bystander on Tue 05 February 2008 said... Who can remember Moon Boots? You can sell idiots anything.
		MrsMoon on Tue 05 February 2008 said... Does that woman over there have elephantitis? No, she is wearing fucking Ugg boots... Never would buy a pair... revolting.
		Gordina on Tue 05 February 2008 said... The whole point of those was 'Look how good those pretty people look in those ugly boots' Don't look so good on the average woman on the street. Boots you can't wear in the rain, like glasses you can't see out of then.
		diepiggy on Tue 05 February 2008 said... What are ugg boots? they seem to be the root of all evil If you have a velour track suit is it the law that the word "juicy " is written on the arse?
		sirbuckle on Tue 05 February 2008 said... UGG boots= UGG chav birds= big gun
		3273 on Tue 05 February 2008 said... UGG boots are amazing like wearing slippers all day. I dont care what you say im keeping mine!
		itsjustsomoving on Tue 05 February 2008 said... I enjoy wearing mine just so poorer people with their patently obvious fake ones feel bad. Oh yes.
		Gordina on Tue 05 February 2008 said... But shiny shiny leather boots are so practical....If I wanted to wear slippers I would just wear slippers or those wool lined ones that grannies like to buy from Sunday suppliments. They are at least as aesthetically equal to if not better than the ugg.
		Kermit on Tue 05 February 2008 said... UGG boots and all their pale crap shite imitations are for fucking retards who think they know something about "fashion". Mind you, they're the ones who think that Kate Moss is a fashion "icon": they look like fucking spazzers with their gigantic dead sheeps. And that way of dragging their ugly feet, like a teenage rebel, is just even more so pathetic. They also are the living proof that CHAVS are of every color, nationality and all have one thing in common: no class. Common girls at their best.
		Gordina on Tue 05 February 2008 said... itsjustsomoving: Woo hoo for you! Way to define yourself. I can afford therefore I am...You sound like a hoot. Do you tour around chavy estates of a weekend just to rile up the poor people for entertainment value? Or are you too busy reading Heat to spare the time?
		itsjustsomoving on Tue 05 February 2008 said... I take Heat with me.
		Gordina on Tue 05 February 2008 said... itsjustsomoving: Is demonstraiting problem solving skills. Possibly independent thought\feminist ideology. Who knows, could start a revolution. Must remove words and put more pictures in Heat.
		POOSTRIPE on Tue 05 February 2008 said... And they stink after a few weeks.
		sallyann100 on Tue 05 February 2008 said... but they are sooo comfy
		Gordina on Tue 05 February 2008 said... Hatches plan to photograph Kate Moss in sack cloth and sell said sack cloth style clothes for £500 to idiots spouting 'Kate's got one' Buy Kate's sack cloth clothes. (Strapline) Because you deserve it.
		sofalover on Thu 07 February 2008 said... What happens when you step in dogshit, never thought of that did you. Tango'd cunts.
		Aroona on Thu 07 February 2008 said... What happens when you step in dogshit? Erm, what happens when anyone steps in dogshit? You swear, the clean it off you moron. I will continue to wear mine as I care so little about what people think of me. Although I know they may be impractical, and look shit, they are the only things that keep my feet warm through winter, and are comfy enough to wear all day. And I like making poor chav scum feel like nobs for wearing tatty imitation. EVERYONE knows the difference.