hijodeputa on Thu 03 January 2008 said... Painless Solution: Buy 10 disposable barbeques. Seal up room. Light barbeques. (Scientific bit) Charcoal burns oxygen in room and gives off large quantities of Carbon monoxide. Oxygen in bloodstream, carried by haemoglobin is replaced with CO. Process is irreversible, and if it fails, you'll be too brain-damaged to give a toss.
Painful version: Try to hack off own head with bowsaw. Downside is messiness and propensity to pass out. Complete decapitation is unlikely, but hey! It's a challenge!
TheSouthSucksCock on Wed 09 January 2008 said... nice remark, hijodeputa!