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The Weather	9 degrees for fucking months on end - freezing my bollocks off. Then within the space of a week or two it's fucking 25 and I'm sweating like a Nazi at Nuremberg. What the fuck happened to 16 degrees, otherwise known as Spring.

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		randomboo on Sun 11 May 2008 said... OP, you have to be British through and through, complaining about the weather.
		ahknowme on Sun 11 May 2008 said... I'm with the OP. I'd like a bit of time to adjust.
		jezabel on Sun 11 May 2008 said... we are in the clutches of global warming, remember.
		bezrington on Sun 11 May 2008 said... FFs Moaning cunts, just turn the air con up in your office and get back to moaning about some other shit.
		GeoffreyWode on Sun 11 May 2008 said... I'm sweating like a fucking rapist, even bollock naked with ice packs tied to my testicles. What cuntery is this, Lord?
		cowman on Sun 11 May 2008 said... like a paedophile in a bouncy castle...
		GeoffreyWode on Sun 11 May 2008 said... Sweating like a scouser in Dixons..
		watersladelady on Sun 11 May 2008 said... Be thankful. There's a sea mist rolled in where I live and I cant even see the bottom of my garden. lol
		OhGod on Sun 11 May 2008 said... ...like a lesbian in a fish shop....
		GayBowelSyndrome on Sun 11 May 2008 said... Pigs can't sweat
		thundachick on Sun 11 May 2008 said... expect snow at anytime..
		GayBowelSyndrome on Sun 11 May 2008 said... coats body liberally with goose fat arranges system of mirrors around sun-lounger lounges
		Kitty on Sun 11 May 2008 said... I love the hot weather. GBS, your goose fat is melting and forming a puddle on the floor.
		LuciferSam on Sun 11 May 2008 said... You've been in this country for how long exactly?
		joylove on Sun 11 May 2008 said... It's weather like this that brings all the fat lasses out out in too-small clothes. Sure there are 1 or 2 hot chicks, but overwhelmingly it's like looking at a lake of melteding cheddar out there. What has this nation done to itself?
		somethingepic on Sun 11 May 2008 said... Shut up and stop fucking moaning . Enjoy the sun while its here and stop being a cunt.
		MrBeefy on Sun 11 May 2008 said... Quite right. The sun means I can have my roof down, drink beer in the garden and impose my less-than-attractive legs on the public. Oh, and the ladies wear next to fuck all.
		hijodeputa on Sun 11 May 2008 said... Empathy Time: FWIW, here on the Costa Blanca, we´ve had four days straight with clouds in the sky and occasional rain. I blame Zapatero/Blair/Brown/Al Quaeda/Global Warming/Bin Laden. Cunts - Must be one of them´s fault.
		buzzybelew on Sun 11 May 2008 said... I'm sweating like Thora Hird's knickers on Songs of Praise when the Lord Himself appears and tells her "to get ready, babe, for the best fuck of your life...front and back."
		Kitty on Sun 11 May 2008 said... gets out binoculars to check out Beefy's legs, whilst wearing next to fuck all (P.s. Buzzy, Thora's dead).
		MrBeefy on Sun 11 May 2008 said... They aint pretty, Kitty. But preferable to my sunburnt forehead.
		Kitty on Sun 11 May 2008 said... Im so glad you typed forehead, you had me worried for a second.
		MrBeefy on Sun 11 May 2008 said... heh heh...
		buzzybelew on Sun 11 May 2008 said... Kitty - I think it's safe to say that's what she was hoping for when she was alive. And who's to say now that she's with our Lord she's not getting her wish?
		Kitty on Sun 11 May 2008 said... I can see her now, urging that stanna stairlift on to the heavenly bedroom of the Lord.....
		RightRoyalBastard on Mon 12 May 2008 said... joylove, unfortunate. You must have got all the fugly ladies from my way as the average eye candy has improved markedly since the sun came out. I wonder where all the mongs went...?
		FrenchDuke on Mon 12 May 2008 said... OP you are a tit. You fucking moan and moan all year that the weather is shit and yet when we have a few good days you fucking moan about that. Stop your fucking shit whinging and enjoy it you tosser.
		Kermit on Mon 12 May 2008 said... never mind about the birds flashing their pasty rolls squeezed in a child Tshirt... how about the majority of the blokes with their minging white hairy feet squeezed into some priest sandals, with their freckly pasty unshaped legs in an oversized pair of shorts and wait for this- to realise that 90% of blokes out there have moobs and they're between 25 and 35. WTF??!! get yourself to the gym you unfit lardy twits! and put your moobs away!!
		watersladelady on Mon 12 May 2008 said... Ive still got the fucking sea mist ffs........
		MrBeefy on Mon 12 May 2008 said... Buzzy, I think you're probably going straight to hell. See you there.
		Barbersmith on Tue 13 May 2008 said... I don't like the hot weather. But you won't find me complaining.
		funkymonky on Tue 13 May 2008 said... Does anyone actually believe that the fucked up climate is actually caused by our carbon footprints? I say bollox, this has some effect but not a significant amount. How about looking at other variables, ie solar activity, the earth's distance from the sun - both of which have cycles. The earth's climate has changed for millions of years, sometimes dramatically in a short time period, and will aways do so no matter what we fucking drive. I have no idea why i'm being a cunt today?