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The UK public	For making the worlds least talented person (and that includes Jade Goody) Katie Price a multi millionare 'Novelist'. You gullible Cunts.

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		SIKOSIS on Fri 18 July 2008 said... I heard they took gullible out of the dictionary
		JiggeryCock on Fri 18 July 2008 said... Also for meaking her a world record holder in that she has 'written' more books than she has read
		BASIC on Fri 18 July 2008 said... Your point would have been much better, had you spelt "making" correctly. Must try harder.
		CHUFFER on Fri 18 July 2008 said... What a bag of silicone filled, sucked out, knocked around, spray tanned, hair extensioned, teeth whitened, wizard sleeve vagina'd, cock ended cuntdom - GAH. PISS OFF
		BASIC on Fri 18 July 2008 said... You forgot cum bucket.
		hamstir on Fri 18 July 2008 said... Took a day off yesterday went to the zoo see, to size up the monkeys yeah, you have been warned sharpens harpoon
		CHUFFER on Fri 18 July 2008 said... thanks Basic, I wouldn't want to do her a disservice (SP?), I would like to do her some damage though, I mean come on, she had sex with Gareth Gates when she was heavily pregnant with someone else's sperm packet - for fucks sake.
		CHUFFER on Fri 18 July 2008 said... Gareth Gates! Sheesh
		CHUFFER on Fri 18 July 2008 said... Hamstir, you could lure her into your dungeon with the promise of a free spray tan and some cock before you unleash your weapon (ahem)
		SIKOSIS on Fri 18 July 2008 said... 'size up the monkeys'... do it! fucking shite monkeys.
		SIKOSIS on Fri 18 July 2008 said... i think he meant the HM monkeys
		MrsMoon on Fri 18 July 2008 said... She looks like a drag queen mid sex change.
		Kingmaker on Fri 18 July 2008 said... Morning waster cunts. DO ONE.
		CHUFFER on Fri 18 July 2008 said... Why on earth would you want your bum transplanted on to your chest - fucking bike
		CHUFFER on Fri 18 July 2008 said... you fucking do one, and think of another catchphrase you cunt
		hamstir on Fri 18 July 2008 said... My cock would stay as floopy as a rabbits ears in the company of jordan (or katie) and i would still feel the need to triple bag it, Chuffer
		Kingmaker on Fri 18 July 2008 said... I have a catchphrase? Nice, DO ONE.
		CHUFFER on Fri 18 July 2008 said... Maybe wear one of those hazard outfits that CSI wear eh, you wouldn't her crabs jumping into your manful chest hair. Get a crop duster on her minge
		CHUFFER on Fri 18 July 2008 said... Come on down Kingmaker and DO ONE
		BASIC on Fri 18 July 2008 said... looks like Kingmaker's a bit upset by the slagging of Katie. Ah bless.
		Kingmaker on Fri 18 July 2008 said... Nice to see you to see you cunt.
		CHUFFER on Fri 18 July 2008 said... Kingmaker is Peter Andre's nose
		Kingmaker on Fri 18 July 2008 said... Katie is a nice girl, rich and stupid, but rich is better than not rich... like... Tits is better than... Need a ghost writer..
		HeroicDose on Fri 18 July 2008 said... Crop duster? Looks like she's already been at the Agent Orange. It may be better to burn it away like crop stubble. A litre of petrol should do it.
		TheDuke on Fri 18 July 2008 said... As the OP just called us all cunts? Thats not nice you cheeky bastard. I haven't ever contributed to these two blow-up dolls making it rich.
		RightRoyalBastard on Fri 18 July 2008 said... HD may I suggest not skimping and investing in some napalm?
		Kingmaker on Fri 18 July 2008 said... Pub's are open for business.
		Hero on Fri 18 July 2008 said... She loves it up the shitter apparently.
		CHUFFER on Fri 18 July 2008 said... Alright then if not a crop duster, some sheep dip?
		HeroicDose on Fri 18 July 2008 said... RRB, what with the 'recession' and all that? Oh, I guess it's worth it. Pub time.
		Kingmaker on Fri 18 July 2008 said... I have a few in the wood from last night, life is good.
		SaleoftheCentury on Fri 18 July 2008 said... The OP is a prick, there are far less talented people than Katie Price who have posted above me
		BASIC on Fri 18 July 2008 said... And below you.
		khdgsa on Fri 18 July 2008 said... I think we're all missing the main crux of this arguement - a great set of bongos is still a great set of bongos.
		BASIC on Fri 18 July 2008 said... Don't feed the troll.
		CHUFFER on Fri 18 July 2008 said... Talented Sale? Are you sure? What exactly is her talent? A great singing voice? No. A great actress? No. Please elaborate
		Kingmaker on Fri 18 July 2008 said... She makes money?
		CHUFFER on Fri 18 July 2008 said... a prostitue makes money, is that a talent?
		SaleoftheCentury on Fri 18 July 2008 said... Yes
		Kingmaker on Fri 18 July 2008 said... We all sell ourselves one way or another CHUFFER.
		BustySinclair on Fri 18 July 2008 said... She's incredibly talented at being a skanky whore, surely that counts for something.
		Kingmaker on Fri 18 July 2008 said... Counts the cash... I love being British, we are a hateful bunch of loving cunts.
		MrsMoon on Fri 18 July 2008 said... Did anyone see that clip of her being knobbed by Dane Bowers? Did any male moles find it as unsexy as i suspect? It looked like he was fucking a mannequin.She looked totally joyless and lifeless. Dead eyes...nasty.
		TheDuke on Fri 18 July 2008 said... Yeah, it was a tad depressing. It took me twenty minutes before i finally forced a wet cough out of my cock.
		TheDuke on Fri 18 July 2008 said... ...it didn't help that i had it stuck on slow-mo.
		bystander on Fri 18 July 2008 said... She's the next Charles John Huffam Dickens and that's for sure.
		SaleoftheCentury on Fri 18 July 2008 said... "force a wet cough out of my cock", thats the funniest thing I have read all morning. And I am a bit embarressed about that.
		BASIC on Fri 18 July 2008 said... I'd be embarressed if I were you Sale.
		MerylHighground on Fri 18 July 2008 said... I'm with you on that Sale. Pure class - arise, Sir Duke. Oh, you already have. No, don't shake my hand.
		littleleopard82 on Fri 18 July 2008 said... mrs moon , i have seen this atrocity ....still haunts me now
		SIKOSIS on Fri 18 July 2008 said... i think jordan should dump that tosser peter andre and get with michael jackson. he could dress up like a pirate and she could dress up like an 18th century young english lady. it would be like a camp pirates of the carribean in madam tussauds. i'd watch that. but then i do have the IQ of a potato peeler.
		SaleoftheCentury on Fri 18 July 2008 said... SIKOSIS, behave, you are not that bright.
		BlartMonster on Fri 18 July 2008 said... She is the cunt of cunts, the original fuck-all-to-say-and-no-cognoscent-means-of-saying-it twatfaced skank. The worst bit is, and I am not apologising for any of this shit, is that the stupid spunkdribbles who buy her cunting "books" are the very fucking same idiots who claim "she's a great mum". WHAT? If she hadn't been (allegedly) snorting charlie like it was going out of fashion when she was preggers with Harvey, his fucking optic nerve would have formed normally. Not such a virgin Mary-esque vision of motherhood as I would portray it, you scheming, hardnosed, sell-your-fucking-soul old harridan
		BlartMonster on Fri 18 July 2008 said... Back to the original thread, the gullible British public are the ones who "ooh" and "aah" at Skankhouse's antics, and then go and buy her fucking records and vote for her in awards. The majority of the British should have the right to vote removed
		JiggeryCock on Fri 18 July 2008 said... Faced with a choice the British public will always fuck up. Blur vs Oasis, Labour v Tory, those ace birds that played the violins with passion and fire vs twattybollocks who minced around to 'Singing In The Rain'. Case closed your honour, no further questions!
		goldentwattage on Fri 18 July 2008 said... Quote SOTC: '' The OP is a prick, there are far less talented people than Katie Price who have posted above me '' It's quite some 'talent' SOTC has that he can display just how much of a shite-spewing, 'right-on' fucking wanker he really is in such few words. How does this cunt live with himself?
		HeroicDose on Fri 18 July 2008 said... Blart, the British public do have the right to vote removed. It's called voting by proxy. This is where you rightly call me a cunt.
		TheCount on Sat 19 July 2008 said... Beyond the 'talentless fuckwit' badge, I have no real issue with Jordan. OK, it pisses me off that as a glamour model she hasn't got her tits out for about the last 6 years or so, but on a very drunk day, I would fuck her. What I do despise, however, are her fucking retarded, spastic children and that cunt she calls her husband. They need to be dismembered and fed into a wood chipper, 'Fargo' style.
		EvilFecker on Sun 20 July 2008 said... Harsh TheCount. Harsh, but true.
		liquoriceflyer on Tue 22 July 2008 said... has anyone elso noticed that she looks just like that twat from Eastenders who owns Well`ard?