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The crow from the film 28 days later You fucking cunt! Ive never trusted crows....i couldnt put my finger on why, maybe it was the sinister way in which every other bird fucks off as soon as they arrive on the scene (even seagulls!!!) or that horrible fucking sound that eminates from their beaks, there has always been something unnerving about these bastards. NOW i know! You infected Big Frank from 28 days later! That guy was a fucking legend! All he cared about was his daughter Hannah and her safety, she in turn was also a really nice girl, probably because she had been brought up well by Frank and his niceness and the fact that he was very civil and decent etc had rubbed off on her! So what do u do u evil little cunt?......you peck fuck out of an infected person and a bit of infected blood drips in Franks eye thus rendering him infected. The poor big cunt knew what was happening and told everyone to get away from him becasuse the guy was so decent he didnt want to harm anyone, especially his daughter. Then he gets blasted fuck out of from these spastic soldiers in front of his daughter. And all because a fucking crow couldnt leave a dead person alone! The fucking shops were full! AND the windows had all benn smashed and the shelves were full of bread....why the fuck couldnt you fly in a shop and eat a loaf or something? As a result of your evilness...not to mention lazyness, Hannah nearly got fucking raped you cunt! Well dont you worry, what goes around comes around, ive just ordered an extremely high powered air-rifle (an Air Force Condor) and providing it gets through customs im going to fucking get you for Big Frank and Hannah you fucking cunt!

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COMMENTS
hamstir on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
amphetamines based rant ahoy!!!!
fuckwit on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
.... and relax....
Vlad on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
jesus christ. TOO LONG
KenBoonsmotorbike on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
A bird from a film? Jesus Christ!
nosensenofeeling on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
what? what? what?
littleleopard82 on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
oh god , i just can't handle long rants on a friday , switched off after "i never trusted crows "
Alright on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
words.
milkplus on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
If I was that crow I'd fly right over there and peck your fucking eyes out you muppet
mrkanish on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
many words, too many to read and give a fuck about
claire on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
BORING
Upthebot on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
What a load of shite.
gaylord on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
Summary?
Alright on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
Yep speed rant... A cannabis fuelled rant would of been much better. It would of used less words.
SaleoftheCentury on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
Laughed so hard there is a little yellow stain spreading across my white shorts.
boggzy on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
That hurt my eyes
hamstir on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
cannabis based rant oh man saw shit film lets turn the box into a bong dude .yip works better
Antidepressantsdowork on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
Sorry about the amount of words and lack of paragraphs guys i just had to get it off my chest. Just out of interest do u think cannabis would have made it any difference? If so in what way? I honestly dont know?
fluff on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
For fuck sake don't watch The Birds. We'll be here all weekend...
Razorjaw on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
I want to fist Myleene Klass
DapperDan on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
hahaha what the fuck is this all about hahahaha
weyoun on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
Internet access + bag of flake = above post.
redexile on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
Calm down. It's only a movie. It's people pretending to be other people. The crow didn't really... oh, forget it.
BustySinclair on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
Fuck, if you didn't like that bird then definitely don't watch the latest Resident Evil movie
BiteMe on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
It's a film. Dickhead.
NursePerkytits on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
Whatever you are on... I'll have 2. Please.
KnapDarloch on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
it's not really the crows fault though is it? It's the disease that came from the lab in the first place so blame the scientists. Don't hate da player - hate da game.
on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
One of the best posts ever, more of these please. Don't calm down, take more drugs, watch more films...
Skiffer on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
Too! many! exclamation! marks! = CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
slugpoo on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
yeah, and that fucking cat in pet cemetary, utter furry twat...
slinkybackrinkadink on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
It is just a film, it didn't happen. Twat. Although while I'm here, I watched 28 Weeks Later last night and what a load of ol' shit that is. The first one was genuinely scary with its plausability, the second is just genuinely wank.
PrincessTiiaammii on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
what a cunt
slinkybackrinkadink on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
OP- do I get the sense that you may slightly fancy Hannah?
BustySinclair on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
I get the sense that OP was too young to see 28 Days Later when it first came out a few years ago
Wrath on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
It's true, crows are shite.
SpartacusMills on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
Shouldn't laugh at this, but I did. The crow in Omen 2 does a cracking job of killing some journalist bitch.
HeroicDose on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
I am a bit of a twitcher (not the cock twitch you get when a fit bird walks past) so I have to point out that it was probably a Carrion Crow and would therefore prefer Frank's dead eyes to a loaf of bread. Tasty tasty corpse eyes.
clee984 on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
I don't know what you're all on about, this post is brilliant.
buzzybelew on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
My mum had the worst crows I've ever known. She'd pick carefully at her nose - cultivate the best of the crop, if you will - and then flick them surreptitiously on to unsuspecting passerby. Then chuckle as the relevant body part melted into liquid blubber." What larks!", Buzzy, she'd say, "What larks!"
HeroicDose on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
Oh, not Frank's eyes. The dead bloke. But I bet it had Frank's eyes out too when the squaddies fucked off. Infected crows.
Bauerpower on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
splendid stuff
Sandsider on Sat 14 June 2008 said...
Made me giggle. "Kill the crow, bash its' head, drink its blood !" Noooo , sorry don't drink its' blood ..else you will get 'fected to, silly me.
MrBeefy on Sat 14 June 2008 said...
Am still trying to picture Heroic as a twitcher.
LulubellaMozzerella on Sat 14 June 2008 said...
This post is absolutely ace... I laughed my tits off x
gargoyle on Sun 15 June 2008 said...
I love Hannah. Really.
sugartits on Sun 15 June 2008 said...
hahahaha. wicked
crazyape on Wed 18 June 2008 said...
hahaha mint dude. I totally agree, crows are fucking evil birds. I bet even golden eagles don't fuck with them! That particular crow was definitely an evil fucker, but there is an army of the cunts in resident evil 3. no other insane super zombie birds......just crows. wtf!
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