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The Brit Awards	British Male Solo Artist Nominees: Jamie T - Mookish cunt Mark Ronson - Fucking Yank cunt hiding behind a great session band. Mika - Fraggle Rock rejected cunt. Newton Faulkner - Probably smells as bad as he cunting sounds Richard Hawley - Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Unbeliveable.

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		PrincessTiiaammii on Tue 15 January 2008 said... Nobody wins in this situation
		drshipman on Tue 15 January 2008 said... Richard Hawley? seriously? Both albums are great as far as I'm concerned, quite frankly anything is better than the fucking awful dirge rock pumped out on Xfm, Virgin and Radio scum. No he doesn't break any new musical ground, but he and his band can play, and he writes good songs.
		Alright on Tue 15 January 2008 said... That maybe Mister Shipman, but his name doesn't begin with a M, or a N. Seriously Jamie T has more chance of winning it then Richard Hawley.
		bumspinach on Tue 15 January 2008 said... "smells as bad as he cunting sounds" has genuinely made me laugh. Top marks.
		doctorcuntos on Tue 15 January 2008 said... What a load of shite the Brits are. Mika, what a massive bender.
		Razorjaw on Tue 15 January 2008 said... I think they're all talented people and deserve to be awarded for their merits... bursts into hysterical laughter
		Alright on Tue 15 January 2008 said... beugh wah Hahahahahahah!
		Beeker on Tue 15 January 2008 said... nice comment on page 3 of the Metro this morning, "Leona Lewis x-factor queen & Mika are nominatied" subtle but nice. I heard that the Osbournes are presenting this year on that alone i will be boycotting the event
		MrsMoon on Tue 15 January 2008 said... Is British music this shit? How depressing...i'm going back to dreaming of Johnny Depp...
		gaylord on Tue 15 January 2008 said... I didn't think Mark Ronson nor Mika were British though? How can they be nominated in this category?
		jacobsdad on Tue 15 January 2008 said... Oi I've just noticed that HM has changed my profile picture from porn to a Holy Moly logo. What the fuck is that all about?????????????????
		Kermit on Tue 15 January 2008 said... it was about time....... was sick of seeing that fanny to be honest. ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
		MrsMoon on Tue 15 January 2008 said... JD...are you at all fucking surprised?
		JiggeryCock on Tue 15 January 2008 said... I'm only amazed Annie Lennox hasn't been nominated. I thought it was compulsary
		sophiedalek on Tue 15 January 2008 said... Mark Ronson's got a British passport. Rich Hawley is great. Annie Lennox has been dropped so Sony couldn't be arsed.
		skummymummy on Tue 15 January 2008 said... And Amy Winehouse hasn't been nominated on moral grounds. Total fucking hypocrites. The music industry functions on drugs and booze.
		framey on Tue 15 January 2008 said... Music for fucking Sun readers.
		LuciferSam on Tue 15 January 2008 said... Who the hell are those.
		jacobsdad on Tue 15 January 2008 said... Well fuck yeah MrsMoon I am to be honest. I mean, this site is supposed to be about free speech and shit. What's going on??
		BatemansBusinessCard on Tue 15 January 2008 said... The britzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
		salari on Tue 15 January 2008 said... Erm, Richard Hawley's good. He won't win though...
		dandyboy on Wed 16 January 2008 said... Salari, that's exactly why he won't win.
		Alright on Wed 16 January 2008 said... Mika lives in London, Lebanese though. So does he have a British Passport, or can we expect Madonna to be nominated the next time she releases some more shit on an album. Take That will win shit loads as well, Jesus h Christ, really is that the best we have to offer.
		NearlyWetMyselfLaughing on Sun 20 January 2008 said... Its a load of bollocks, hyped up into "something" for the benefit of the music industry so they have a night out to congratulate themselves on how clever and cool they are. They "invite" a number of trollops and hangers on to be the "crowd" at the front then sit there all night getting pissed, stoned or zapped out of their minds on whatever they can blag. All for what - to see some shite bands walk off with statuettes that allegedly the gold plate comes off within six months. in other words ... the Brits - a cunt-a-rama of monumental proportions. I myself will watch it (on Sky + when I can be arsed) in the hope of Sharon & Ozzy taking the piss out of the whole proceedings. If they fail I shall delete it ....