| telewest 'engineers' |
Because they're inbred retarded throwbacks who promise to come at an appointed time and then pounce half an hour early so you're not in and you have to take another fucking day off work. And when they turn up to collect the set top box you're handing back because you think their lousy cable service is a bag of shit they disconnect your dvd and video and cinema sound and fuck off without having the courtesy to put it right. But worst of all is the fact that the moronic rectal probe who came to my house smelled so overpoweringly of cigs, B.O. and so much girly aftershave that he must have been fucking drinking the stuff that I had to open all the doors and windows in my house in order to avoid retching myself to death on the putrid odour. It's bad enough being a cunt, but there's nothing worse than a smelly cunt. |
