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Teenaged Son in BT Advert Because he isn't in my bed, naked, holding out a spliff and smiling in that shy way he has. Little cunt.

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salari on Sun 11 May 2008 said...
Erm...
HaveABreakHaveAGreenDay on Sun 11 May 2008 said...
Ummm...*feels awkward* Please tell me this is a one off, OP please tell me you don't like young boys
joose on Sun 11 May 2008 said...
the new Bt advert where they hint at the possibilty of the young girl being in danger on the internet? you're the reason.
Kitty on Sun 11 May 2008 said...
Oooh the little girl who says, "Is THISSSSSSSSS allowed?", uppity little madam. Id say, "NO!" and slam her head in the fridge door. Fancying the boy child in the advert is just wrong.
wideeyes on Sun 11 May 2008 said...
OP - http://www.myspace.com/frankouk
MrBeefy on Sun 11 May 2008 said...
Call Peadofindergeneral!
Kitty on Sun 11 May 2008 said...
Im sure Commissioner Gordon is onto it Beefy.....
FuckYouCunts on Sun 11 May 2008 said...
You filthy old bastard
buzzybelew on Sun 11 May 2008 said...
"I feel like chicken tonight..."
goldentwattage on Sun 11 May 2008 said...
Hope OP is a woman.
Fucksocks! on Sun 11 May 2008 said...
The character that really winds me up in these ads is the mother. Listen up, love, that cunt let you and your sniveling fuck ferrets into his home, and how do you show your gratitude? That's right, you start making out that he's putting on a bit of weight and you could do far better. And you know what, he could do with losing some weight - in the form of you and your mongoloid kids. I'd suggest that he kick you out and let you get back to your bedsit nightmare. You remember that, don't you? Slouching around in your lime green shell suit with mysterious 'chocolate' stains. Popping Prozac like a spastic eating tic-tacks as you watch another Jeremy Kyle repeat. Having your deranged ex-husband tossing his funky wank-bullets at your window every night while screaming, "Give me another chance, baby! I promise to stop molesting the kids!" And as you're sobbing yourself to sleep each night, be sure in the knowledge that your now ex-boyfriend is up to his nuts in guts with the new work experience girl, who has legs up to her neck, an arse that makes even God weep and fucks like a traction engine. Not so tubby now, is he? You fucking ungrateful shithound!
salari on Mon 12 May 2008 said...
I'm sure your kids and wife would enjoy that sight too OP...
LICKER on Mon 12 May 2008 said...
Tommy Bastow plays the son. He is 18 in a couple of months. He is frontman of a rock band and has just starred in a film called Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging. Hardly a 'boy child' any more, Kitty, you self-righteous trollop of the first melt.
RightRoyalBastard on Mon 12 May 2008 said...
Fucksocks, nicely put. Have a biscuit. And one for Licker as well for the factual update. Kris Marshall is actually a funny fucker in real life. Got twatted with him on a ski holiday in France once after one of our group spilt a pint on his head [it was an accident and not a dare I promise].
LICKER on Mon 12 May 2008 said...
I liked that goofy estate agent with the 'lamburnoms, rodademdrums' and 'this would make an ideal nursery' ... if he was showing you round a house you'd just have to kick the cunt down the stairs, wouldn't you. And in them BT ads, why do they all pronounce it: 'TV on dimmonde' can't they fucking well say 'demand'? Tut.
dan on Mon 12 May 2008 said...
Tommy Bastow is damned good looking and has gorgeous eyes. Of course nobody here would comment about a cute 17 year old girl. Would they? Nah.
PaedoFinderGeneral on Mon 12 May 2008 said...
sorry i'm late, thought i saw that bald cunt Glitter,chased him for miles but it turned out to be someone called paul gadd.spittin image of him he was... ...Anyway OP, I'm comin for you now. stick the kettle on and let's see if i can show you the error of your ways...
Barbersmith on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
SaleoftheCentury - this is not the correct forum for this type of post.
funkymonky on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
Good list of points there Fucksocks - I'm still attracted to this woman though
ECartman on Wed 14 May 2008 said...
fucksocks , are you stun in disguise? with the style and length of rant youve just presented us with , i think youre joined in cuntishness...
LICKER on Thu 15 May 2008 said...
PaedoFinder, you desperate bastard, if you want to get down and dirty with old Gary, why not just write him a nice letter and send him a bunch of flowers. You can't fail - he loves little cunts. There's a place I know, Where the kids all go, Put our best drag on, Party all night long Come on, come in, get on!
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