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Snoop Dogg Guardian Interview	For conducting the entire interview while gazing at his own reflection in the mirror. "It's a blessing," he reflects to his reflection, "to have been in the rap game for so long and to remain so relevant, to remain talked about with the newest and the latest and the hottest, freshest." It's not possible for this man to be any more of a suppurating pile of self-regarding wank splattered shit.

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		BarristerBabyBatter on Thu 03 April 2008 said... "wank splattered shit" - outstanding. Could've been penned for Evilpecker...
		Beeker on Thu 03 April 2008 said... bow wow wow yipee yo yipee yay
		clusterfuck78 on Thu 03 April 2008 said... Fo' Shizzle etc,etc...
		SpackoMcDribble on Thu 03 April 2008 said... wank spattered shit = walnut whip
		jesuschrist on Thu 03 April 2008 said... 'wank splattered shit' - poetry.....fucking beautiful poetry. top post
		felchlord5000 on Thu 03 April 2008 said... A veritable ubertwat. Next he'll be releasing a new single called 'Quantum Of Solace'.
		gargoyle on Thu 03 April 2008 said... Rap "artist" is a twat shocker...
		dickiedaviseyes on Thu 03 April 2008 said... I love him
		fuckwit on Thu 03 April 2008 said... Doggeee Style.... cunt!
		kwebb on Thu 03 April 2008 said... His real name is Calvin. I always imagine his mother is like the woman sweeping the steps in Tom and Jerry and he still lives with her. "CALVIN - CALVIN git yo ass down here and eat your spaghetti hoops on toast else yo ain't goin gangbangin this evening."
		Sable on Thu 03 April 2008 said... What is it with that shizzle bollocks anyway?
		felchlord5000 on Thu 03 April 2008 said... I think we could all learn a lesson from Snoop's socially relevant lyricism: "Throw your guns in the motherfuckin air, we don't care Niggaz don't give a fuck nigga About nuthin at all, just my Doggs and clockin the grip bitch Niggaz don't give a fuck nigga That's why I can kick it so tuff, cuz when times get ruff, my Niggaz don't give a fuck nigga The clique i'm with, don't give a sheeit, ya know why? Real niggaz don't give a fuck" Amen, Snoop, Amen.
		Sable on Thu 03 April 2008 said... Apparently he did an advert for Chrysler in 2005,playing opposite Lee Iaccoca, the company's CEO. Oooo... Wes' Coas' Hardcaw, ma nigga... Lee Iaccoca in da hood, ma man...
		admirableJuddNelson on Thu 03 April 2008 said... like a spade.........i dig it!
		kwebb on Thu 03 April 2008 said... No wonder the Old Bill beat fuck out of him and his entourage at Heathrow.
		jibson on Thu 03 April 2008 said... any rapper who'd whore himself out in those orange cinema adverts ought to be castrated by a gang of rabid feminists. and snoop's doggy style films are shit.
		Chowmean on Thu 03 April 2008 said... Snoop Dog is my friend, I shag him relentlessly.
		Kermit on Thu 03 April 2008 said... he's in tune with the seasons..... that was wicked. Only the very fine ears will understand that one.
		TheBionicMan on Thu 03 April 2008 said... Nothing will ever beat the NME trying to interview DMX whilst he flew a kite. Nothing.
		rainman on Thu 03 April 2008 said... "Roling down the street... smoking endo ...sipping on jin and juice - got my mind on my money and my money on my mind" - the voice of middle class england - no doubt son.
		rainman on Thu 03 April 2008 said... for shizzle my nizzle - anyone?
		rainman on Thu 03 April 2008 said... for shizzle my nizzle - anyone?
		sithejew on Thu 03 April 2008 said... i don't understand this.. when has a rapper ever been modest? and.... moaning about him commenting on how people talk about him still. erm.....?
		rainman on Thu 03 April 2008 said... still repping DPG , till the day i DIE.....
		Barbersmith on Fri 04 April 2008 said... The Guardian = shite. Rap = shite. Snoop Dog = shite. Is this the shitiest thing ever?
		milkplus on Fri 04 April 2008 said... Say 'Beey-atch!'
		teehee on Sun 06 April 2008 said... Regardless of the pranksters adventures outside of music, the fact remains that he hasnt made a worthwhile tune for well over 10 years now. Conjuring up your own words to make things abit easier to rhyme makes you a cunt. Id like to smack him right on the Shnozzle.