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THE 2012 OLYMPIC CEREMONY WILL INCLUDE...

	ANNIE LENNOX AND M PEOPLE
	MORRIS DANCING AND KANO
	BINGE DRINKING AND BORIS JOHNSON IN A TURBAN

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		sonofadiddly on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Perhaps the " the queen" was the name of a horse?
		slinkybackrinkadink on Tue 17 June 2008 said... The horses don't dress up to run...
		Sable on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Said on the news this morning that the organisers were insisting, amongst other elements of the dress code, that women wore knickers. Wonder who got the job of standing at the gate with the mirror on a stick usually reserved for checking for bombs?
		JiggeryCock on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Equiano - fucking get in there you Spanish beauty!!!
		JiggeryCock on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Stubbs Art to place in the next and I'm going to be knee deep in Gin and Hookers
		JiggeryCock on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Spunky fucking tit monkey's arsing cockorama!! Avoid each-way doubles you rebels.
		Lil on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Its a day for Essex girls to play dress up and spend their husbands hard earned (!) cash, whilst tottering around in outfits, well lets be honest, would be better received in Amsterdam's red light district. Oh and fuck off with the hats, it looks like a blind magpie made it.
		kwebb on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Some of the women there look like shit warmed up.
		Miki on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Like Lisa Snowdon? Claire Blading is fucking disgusting, can we get this butch lesbo manhead cunt off ourscreens, Himalya fucked my placepot up too on the photo, and the bastard Tote paid out £89
		Frix133 on Tue 17 June 2008 said... It's the way they all say "Askit", because they're really posh innit. Their pronounciation "Askit" is so obvious it's passe now. Someone tell Her Majesty.
		MrBeefy on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Saw an interview with Zara earlier and I must admit, I probably would
		kwebb on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Citroen Zara?
		MrBeefy on Tue 17 June 2008 said... That's the one. Turns into a big fucking robot and goes ice staking...or sommat. Would definitely unload on Ms Phillips, though.
		skibbba on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Proper fucking cuntishness of the highest order. And the clothing... jesus christ!
		jacobsdad on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Mmmmm volume=down
		ManatAscot on Wed 18 June 2008 said... I think i detect a certain amount of left-wing bitterness above here. jealousy is it? There is nothing wrong with Royal Ascot... the pronunciation of which IS "Askit" and always has been. It's got something for everyone and is a great day out. and some people (not me admittedly) do give a genuine shit about what the queen is wearing. .. takes all sorts... why criticise? you must hate your self deep down. live and let live i say. and Skibbba - not everyone wears the "cuntish" clothes... not everyone goes to that enclosure. If you just want to spunk money on horses you can go to the track in jeans if you want. so get over it.
		ManatAscot on Wed 18 June 2008 said... oh and Zara? - you DEFINITELY would ...
		BustySinclair on Wed 18 June 2008 said... I like going to the races to see the looks on the faces of unshaven, piss-stained gambling addicts after they've lost their dole money for the fortnight.
		BlartMonster on Thu 19 June 2008 said... ManatAscot... is that like ManatC&A? Except you know what we think the C and A stand for in your case...

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