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Rooney Wedding Sham	So it wasn't quite legal then Coleen? Does that mean you get to do it all over again? Bet you're gutted you fame hungry slapper.

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		littleleopard82 on Tue 17 June 2008 said... oh ! great , first i had to deal with the fact that they had got married and i had no clue whatsoever , NOW it seems it's a sham .....am i behind the times or should i stop watching just hollyoaks on telly ???
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Dump her Wayne, whilst you still have the chance. take a look in the mirror man, surely you must realise that the fat Scouse slapper is only after your money
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Actually, he is also a fat Scouse slapper so what the fuck am I talking about.
		kwebb on Tue 17 June 2008 said... They should have saved a few bob and had the wedding at Clacket Lane services. Cheaper to clear up and fast food to suit all the family - and keenly priced.
		buzzybelew on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Should've had it at Iceland in Tuebrook.
		BlartMonster on Tue 17 June 2008 said... I hate it when people say "Oh but she's dead nice though, not like the other WAGs". Bollocks! She's every bit as bad, and more fucking fool you lot for being her pissy perfume and shitty book. AND the cunt has a newspaper column!! Imagine how THAT must piss off serious journos struggling for a crust! In fact, no, I fucking hate journos too...
		BlartMonster on Tue 17 June 2008 said... being = buying. I'm the cunt
		redexile on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Had a sly look at her book in Smiths - BIG font, HUGE spaces between the lines. Designed for people who find Heat a challenging read. Anybody know of a way of impregnating paper with the Ebola virus?
		TheGunt on Tue 17 June 2008 said... give it to the HM monkey
		watersladelady on Tue 17 June 2008 said... And he wants lots of mini shreks.
		Lil on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Shes every inch the "George" girl they paid her to be and oh so much more.. Maybe she could be the face of McKays next..
		TheGunt on Tue 17 June 2008 said... the face of pedigree chum
		JiggeryCock on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Look, it was always going to be one huge shit festival and it hasn't disappointed
		CaptainCuntflaps on Tue 17 June 2008 said... The irony is there won't be lots of little shreks because by the time Wayne finds Colleen attractive she'll have gone through the menopause.
		Kermit on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Who gives a flying fuck about these 2...?
		UncleBullshit on Tue 17 June 2008 said... If I was from a junkie-infested cesspit like Croxteth, I'd want to get the fuck out of there asap and I wouldnt particularly care how I did it. I can't hate anyone for wanting to escape poverty, there's much bigger cunts out there. Her only real crime is to be a lot richer than the haughty middle-class fuckers who look down their noses at her
		BustySinclair on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Quite right Uncle B. Who's to blame, these two skidmarks or the people who give them their money? glares accusingly at chavvy football fans
		UncleBullshit on Tue 17 June 2008 said... They should pay footballers £250 a week, what the fuck is Rooney or Rio Ferdinand going to say? "Shove your £250 up your arse, I'm going to be a stockbroker instead"?
		Frowsy on Tue 17 June 2008 said... At least footballers (whilst grossly overpaid) do something - its the WAGS who annoy me glares accusingly at readers of Star, Heat etc etc
		UncleBullshit on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Yeah but when people have relatively limited life choices you can't blame them for wanting to take their 'place in the sun' so to speak.....its either that or a life of soul-crushing tedium in some shitty job, people will always have an opinion on whatever they do so they might as well fuck everyone off and have a stab at getting a decent life
		Nadiestar on Tue 17 June 2008 said... i hope al queda blow up their second wedding ugly scouse scally fuckers! God i this is exactly what i hate about the UK. We adore people for fuck all talent, tear down anyone who may have talent (any decent contestants who do not make it on to Xfactor, etc) and laugh and point at the mentally ill trying to be famous. I agree with uncle B. I think they should all be paid £250 pw and the rest donated to me. Fuck it i could really use the money and i would buy people lots of alcohol!
		NickJ on Tue 17 June 2008 said... the adulation and attention surrounding their wedding says more about the pathetic insecurities of UK consumers than it does about the couple. Who the fuck cares about their wedding? it's two people getting married ffs. who fucking CARES?
		BustySinclair on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Uncle B, when people have relatively limited life choices it means they should accept their status as vulgar low class scum and not try to rise above their station. This country needs inexpensive domestic labour far more than professional shoe shoppers.
		UncleBullshit on Wed 18 June 2008 said... BustyS, I'm not sure if you're right or wrong but I like your name so I'm prepared to agree with you purely on that basis