joose on Wed 02 July 2008 said... dictatorship is sweaty work
UncleBullshit on Wed 02 July 2008 said... and a massive sweaty cock
Sable on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Have you ever noticed that it's not a moustache - it's really well-trained nose hair?
BigVern on Wed 02 July 2008 said... and a mean streak a mile wide
UncleBullshit on Wed 02 July 2008 said... bet he's a great dancer though
joose on Wed 02 July 2008 said... to be fair he was democratically elected and... oh wait...
catfood on Wed 02 July 2008 said... he has a lovely telephone manner tho. and so good to his dear mother.
BlartMonster on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Yeah, let's not allow his personal hygiene get in the way of his genocidal tendencies. At least the trains would run on time, if he had any...
Razorjaw on Wed 02 July 2008 said... I think you should all stop jumping on the band wagon and give the guy a break. He's not THAT bad...
yosemitesam on Wed 02 July 2008 said... I bet he has a helmet like a big old mushroom head. Does a lot of work in the community I hear?
JiggeryCock on Wed 02 July 2008 said... I bet he was a right little shit as a footballer. A sort of black Dennis Wise but without the charm and self-restraint.
RightRoyalBastard on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Very true Razor, he's worse. May he be eaten by fire ants from the toes upwards.
RightRoyalBastard on Wed 02 July 2008 said... He's done some fabulous etchings mind...
BlartMonster on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Has anyone mentioned his surname is "E ba gum" backwards?
hamstir on Wed 02 July 2008 said... What a bunch of racists, great at darts tho jiggery
BASIC on Wed 02 July 2008 said... I bet his absolutely stinks, the dirty fucker.
JiggeryCock on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Yeah - he'd murder you at Killer
UncleBullshit on Wed 02 July 2008 said... yes blartmonster, I think Paul Merton mentioned it on TV a few weeks ago
MerylHighground on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Thankfully he has Joey Barton on speed dial to deal with his anger management issues
Barbersmith on Wed 02 July 2008 said... If he doesn't like his B.O. then he'll get his soldiers to kill it. My name's Ben Elton, goodnight.
hamstir on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Bobby really is the worst name ever for a vicious dictator, i vote that he changes it to something foreign sounding
BankRobber on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Send a mercenary in to blow the cunt away, they can't have any more riots than they do already.
RightRoyalBastard on Wed 02 July 2008 said... I'm sure some of the chaps from the Hereford Extreme Camping and Rifle Club would oblige Robber, if only the one eyed Scot would give them the go ahead...
BankRobber on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Fuck it bastard, have a whip round and I'll do it myself.
RightRoyalBastard on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Got your Swiss Army knife Robber? And your hat? Never underestimate the power of a good hat....
BankRobber on Wed 02 July 2008 said... A balaclava and a sawn off has always worked for me.
TheDuke on Wed 02 July 2008 said... I'm constanly sending the cunt bad vibes by the power of thought. I ask you all to join me.
chimmers on Wed 02 July 2008 said... E ba gum, Trebor
UncleBullshit on Wed 02 July 2008 said... sekoj selpoep rehto gnitaeper pots
BlartMonster on Wed 02 July 2008 said... What is Mugabe's name backwards? Has anyone mentioned it yet?
ComradeDuch on Wed 02 July 2008 said... OH Robert MUGABE / is a murderous mister / who's BO smells like a fart / But terence trent darby / done dance little sister /and sign your name across my heart
JiggeryCock on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Is that? Yes. It's a haiku isn't it?
sandyman on Wed 02 July 2008 said... I rather find president mugabe a likeable person,not as cute as hitler or sadam but def a 8/10 on the dictator cutie list.
chinky on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Uncle Bullshit - I think Ronnie Barker was there a few years before merton...
HeroicDose on Wed 02 July 2008 said... I'll say this for him, he has a very well kept home. Or more.
