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Robbie Williams	Just when you thought this under-talented, over-promoted, fat, annoying, arrogant, thick, sad, desperate, pathetic, fat (did I mention that?), boring fucking ringpiece was off our hands for good, Kerstin Fritzl wakes up from her coma and asks to see what? Anyone? That's right - a Robbie Williams gig. Jesus wept. Stand by folks - the biggest cunt in America (and that's saying something) is on the comeback trail.

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COMMENTS

		thegirlwho on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Lame
		KenBoonsmotorbike on Wed 11 June 2008 said... and your point is......? Oh, that's right - the HM monkey is a cunt
		slinkybackrinkadink on Wed 11 June 2008 said... I didn't realise his fan base ran to one girl in a coma. Surely not worth touring for is it? He could just go to the basement to sing to her in a home setting, enabling the quickest of us to lock him in.
		Sable on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Maybe we could stick Williams in the cellar and brick him up for 24 years? I'm sure someone would volunteer to pop down there and bum him once a day.
		teddypendennis on Wed 11 June 2008 said... sings "girlfan in a coma oh no, oh no" Oh just fucking do one, ok?
		missspooge on Wed 11 June 2008 said... The biggest cunt in America? I can think of many, many more.
		cinders on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Are you saying he's fat?
		slinkybackrinkadink on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Blobbie Williams fat? Preposterous.
		Kermit on Wed 11 June 2008 said... You might excuse the poor Austrian bit for having a bit of an altered judgement and poor musical taste eh...
		jacobsdad on Wed 11 June 2008 said... She's been in a medically induced coma for the past month. That's one fucking great hangover - she probably meant to say that she wanted to shag her old man. Just got confused.
		saddlesniffer on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Ken, and your point is? oh yeah you've got nothing funny or interesting to say so you use the tried and trusted for the 4 billionth time about the HM monkey being a cunt. Prick, stupid fucking name as well.
		Barbersmith on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Well, she's hardly going to want to see Gary Glitter, Jonathan King, The Who or R Kelly, is she?
		TheJerk on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Mad cow. She should be locked up.
		LuciferSam on Wed 11 June 2008 said... A tenner says the original poster is a fat bastard.
		KenBoonsmotorbike on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Thanks for that Saddlesniffer - I am indeed a cunt in the truest sense and a prick with a stupid name to boot how insightful of you!. Please tell me: are you a) the poster? b) a REALLY funny person who has a deep hatred of people called Ken? c) somebody who types lol after every message? d) Saleofthecentury in disguise or his best friend? Take your point on the cheap HM monkey being a cunt thing - I stand corrected!
		SLICKRICK on Wed 11 June 2008 said... I couldn't be bothered to read the post, I just saw Robbie Williams up there and BOY do I hate that fucking cunt.
		MerylHighground on Wed 11 June 2008 said... I thought Robbie and his friend Jonathan were running a boutique bed and breakfast in Brighton. He's not still touring is he?
		jacobsdad on Wed 11 June 2008 said... I was having a fucking great afternoon until someone had to mention that twat SaleoftheCentury. Thanks very much KenBoon. So fucking inconsiderate.
		Krooner on Wed 11 June 2008 said... He'll never be as good in real life as he was in that fantastic dream she just had
		HeadCheeze on Wed 11 June 2008 said... the horrible fat fucker will probably send her back into a coma, the cunt!
		KenBoonsmotorbike on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Sorry Jacobsdad - I didn't mean to cause offence - especially after yesterday. Please forgive me.
		KenBoonsmotorbike on Wed 11 June 2008 said... ........Although Saddlesniffer must take his fair portion of the blame. Unless question d) is correct......?
		MrBeefy on Wed 11 June 2008 said... I like the name KenBoonsmotorbike. Reminds me of a time when Neil Morrissey wasn't a cunt.
		jacobsdad on Wed 11 June 2008 said... It' alright Boon. Lets just try not to let it happen again...for everyone's benefit.
		ahknowme on Wed 11 June 2008 said... I snogged Neil Morrissey when I was 18. And if it wasn't for Robbie I'd be the only Port Vale fan I know.
		MrBeefy on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Do you shout 'Sloppy Seconds' whenever you see Amanda Holden?
		Kitty on Wed 11 June 2008 said... I usually shout, "frozen faced slaaaaaaaaaaaag" when I see her.
		ahknowme on Wed 11 June 2008 said... I'm above all that, Mr B. Besides, my unromantic lasting memory of it is that he tasted of coleslaw.
		dandyboy on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Fantastic! And I'd just like to be thankful to the OP for giving me another opportunity to call Robbie a humongous sack of shit.