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Ritchie Blackmore	With Deep Purple and Rainbow he was one of the world's foremost rock guitarists, but now he plays renaissance fairs and rides unicorns. Twat.

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		Dollydagger on Tue 17 June 2008 said... That may (or may not) be true, but he built up a lifetime of forgiveness for the Smoke on the Water riff.
		slinkybackrinkadink on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Let him enjoy his retirement, even if he is verging on Michael Jackson's territory.
		libertyvalance2008 on Tue 17 June 2008 said... with george, zippy and bungle
		Frowsy on Tue 17 June 2008 said... He can do what the fuck he likes now - legend!
		LuciferSam on Tue 17 June 2008 said... OP, get a big dick in your ass! How dare you.
		cockend on Tue 17 June 2008 said... OP, shut the fuck up, you inadequate, ignorant, CUNT.
		cockend on Tue 17 June 2008 said... OP, go and listen to Limp Biscuit
		CaptainCuntflaps on Tue 17 June 2008 said... I think this one's quite funny - well done, OP!
		CaptainCuntflaps on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Inaccurate, but funny.
		Hillbilly on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Yes, because we all know unicorns don't exist
		nosensenofeeling on Tue 17 June 2008 said... UNICORNS
		JiggeryCock on Tue 17 June 2008 said... To be fair he always was a bit of an arse, even back in the day
		mrkanish on Tue 17 June 2008 said... my cock end is deep purple
		cockend on Tue 17 June 2008 said... that was quite funny, mrkanish
		RightRoyalBastard on Tue 17 June 2008 said... What colour do smurfs go when straining on the shitter?
		littleleopard82 on Tue 17 June 2008 said... a kind of midnight blue RRB ??
		chinky on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Bit of an arse - tick. But still one of the world's best ever guitarists. Check out the effortless brilliance from some of the BBC sessions etc when he was in his 20s. Listen to Mistreated. He gets to do what the fuck he wants now (which includes saying that Clapton can't play guitar).
		BettySwollocks on Tue 17 June 2008 said... He was always into wizards and unicorns and magic and all that stuff, just read any Rainbow lyrics especially in the Dio era. Bit of a dodgy wig though.
		JiggeryCock on Tue 17 June 2008 said... All that Harry Potter stuff him and Dio did was legendary! Dio especially is either twitting on about either 'dragons and kings' and mediaeval whatnottery or 'devil woman done me wrong' stuff - pure magic
		catfood on Tue 17 June 2008 said... HOOOOWLEEE DYYYYYVAH!
		BWW on Tue 17 June 2008 said... He tapped my mate for 50 quid whilst a patient at Northwick Park hospital a few years back. Never did pay it back.
		CaptainCuntflaps on Tue 17 June 2008 said... The tightness of Blackmore's wallet is legendary - he probably felt you mate deserved to pay fifty quid for an anecdote, BWW.
		CaptainCuntflaps on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Sorry, YOUR mate - this keyboard's shite.
		kwebb on Tue 17 June 2008 said... I loved the one he did that went "1, 2, 3, 4, get with the wicked, Can I get a woo woo, Chicks get with it, Can I get a what what, Fellas you know" etc
		buzzybelew on Tue 17 June 2008 said... You can't beat a bit of Stargazer...
		PennyCentury on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Kwebb, you twat. That made me larf.
		LuciferSam on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Who knew there'd be so many Blackmore cock-swingers on HM.
		HeroicDose on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Blackmore is awesome but this silliness he is churning out with his wife singing is highly cringeworthy. Made in Japan is possibly the best live album of all time. And Dio also fucking rules. And I ate some cheese today.
		kwebb on Wed 18 June 2008 said... What about Clayton Blackmore? He could hit a dead ball - by christ.
		merkinhead on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Just downloaded Deep Purple's 'last ever gig' in Osaka with Gillan for fuck all money - quality stuff!
		maddog62 on Thu 04 September 2008 said... Who the fuck do you think you are you knob. The guy is a legend, unlike you a leg-end