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Rice Cakes	Fans of Rice Cakes will be happy to learn that theyre is now a cheaper, same-tasting alternative available to buy. Fucking Polystyrene you shower of cunts.

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		BigVern on Thu 03 July 2008 said... Does anybody know what happend to Roland Rat?
		hamstir on Thu 03 July 2008 said... He was on the weakest link just the other week, his voice is all fucked now must be on the crack
		Dollydagger on Thu 03 July 2008 said... Are there any fans of rice cakes outside of nursery school?
		hypnochoad on Thu 03 July 2008 said... i never ate rice cakes as a child. rusks were tasty though.
		hypnochoad on Thu 03 July 2008 said... i never ate rice cakes as a child. rusks were tasty though.
		meow on Thu 03 July 2008 said... Are there any fans of rice cakes outside of nursery school? Probably.
		hypnochoad on Thu 03 July 2008 said... cuntputer.
		Skiffer on Thu 03 July 2008 said... pig's cock
		washinglinethief on Thu 03 July 2008 said... I had a girlfiend who ate them all the time, but then she was wierd in many otherways too.
		Krooner on Thu 03 July 2008 said... Wasn't this in Viz a few years ago?
		meow on Thu 03 July 2008 said... Shave your pubes over my dinner.
		TheCount on Thu 03 July 2008 said... OP - have you ever tried flushing polystyrene down the toilet? It just floats, and floats, and floats, and floats, and floats, and floats, and floats, and... well, you get the idea. Rice cakes, however, give you a nice, solid poo that makes a 'splosh' and sinks straight to the bottom of the pan, and sometimes begins its own journey round the u-bend without any outside influence.
		hijodeputa on Fri 04 July 2008 said... Therefore, rice cakes with a little polystyrene added would produce the ideal stool behaviour.
		FlangeMeister on Fri 04 July 2008 said... I launched a depth charge last night which flooded the khazi.Didn't eat rice cakes or polystyrene,to the best of my knowledge,though.
		orange on Fri 04 July 2008 said... If your poo sinks the bottom of the bowl you are not eating enough fibre. Eat more brassicaceae or enjoy your colostomy bag.
		orange on Fri 04 July 2008 said... to the
		orange on Fri 04 July 2008 said... Seriously. My grandmother had one, and it was the sickest thing imaginable.
		Missionforcheese on Fri 04 July 2008 said... My colleague eats rice cakes and as they are low in fat, she thinks that it is okay to eat them two bags at time. Stupid fat cunt.
		AmberGlo on Fri 04 July 2008 said... I had a work mate like that - she seen on TV that Weight Watchers recommend eating a "few" jaffa cakes as a snack if you are craving a sweet snack as they are lowER in fat. Next day she brought in a box of them the size of a bazooka and had them ate by lunchtime. Fucking fatties!
		BigVern on Fri 04 July 2008 said... I fucking hate it when you have a big shit followed by a considerable amount of paperwork, flush the fucker and all that happens in the bog fills with water leaving you stood there thinking SHIT! the bastards going to come over the top!. I now tend to have a half time flush now to be on the safe side.
		hamstir on Fri 04 July 2008 said... whats this "flush" nonsense leave it for the next toilet user to admire (only really works if not in your own home)
		Kermit on Fri 04 July 2008 said... Surely no one eats Rice cakes nowadays except perharps gillian Mc Keith?
		BigVern on Fri 04 July 2008 said... so you're the phantom pebble dasher hamsir
		slinkybackrinkadink on Fri 04 July 2008 said... My son eats them, but I wouldn't give him Polystyrene. Cunt.