THE CORNER
| Premier League All Stars | Where the fuck do I start? Kickoff from a ball dropped from a chute onto the pitch? The Cooler (or Sin Bin as every other fucker calls it)? Or with the illuminated goals for the last minute of play in each half that mean every goal scored during 'Powerplay' is worth 2? For fucks sake. For years, we've accepted the fact that Americans are too thick to enjoy football, why are we starting to pander to their attention spans now? The only saving grace is that they didn't split the match into quarters to allow the fans to take a break and go and buy another 12 hot dogs. Ian Wright & Helen Chamberlain should be fucking ashamed of themselves. And as for the pitchside reporter fuckwit, Jesus wept!!! In fact he may well have done as every other fucker in my house did. This will get more nominations for The Corner than anything on earth. Even Ainsley Herriot. Why don't they just stick a disgraced, racist ex-commentator on it as well? Oh.... |
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