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perfume adverts on tv the most pretentious adverts of all..princesses climbing up mountains of apples??? that big mouthed cunt out of aerosmiths illegitimate daughter pissing about as if shes audrey hepburn in breakfast at tiffanys???

its fucking chemicals in a bottle for fucks fucking sake.

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personunavailable on Sun 16 December 2007 said...
Yeah but perfume makes them feel pretty. i dont know who "them" is.... sorry
lardass on Sun 16 December 2007 said...
Sarah Jessica Parker "Lovely" who in their right mind is going to buy that. It never worked for that hatchet faced hag.
Bottomdweller on Sun 16 December 2007 said...
..I want to know why the first ingredient in perfume or aftershave is always listed as aqua...why not water? because they think we think aqua is exotic. The truth is if they listed dogshit in the ingredients in Italian some cunt would still buy it.
Bottomdweller on Mon 17 December 2007 said...
Chien de Merde by Chanel ...LOL
diepiggy on Mon 17 December 2007 said...
I agree that sarah jessica parker is one hideous fuck that why women like her so much shes non- threatening , non- pretty ,fashion icon
nosensenofeeling on Mon 17 December 2007 said...
SJP looks like a witch in that ad. A witch with a witchy wart.
Alright on Mon 17 December 2007 said...
well diepiggy I think its worse then that, I remember reading something about some pointless survey where women were asked to name which lady they would most like to be, and Sarah Jessica Parker came top. Fuck me, imagine millions of woman being like her doesn't bear thinking about really.
ronburgundyswhore on Mon 17 December 2007 said...
My Dad pissed himself laughing when he saw the SJP advert for Lovely. That woman does have one mighty old face on her.
ronburgundyswhore on Mon 17 December 2007 said...
In other 'Dad" news. He also declared Liv Tyler the "ugliest woman he'd EVER seen" after watching Armageddon. And he lives in Milton Leynes so he must have seen loads of mingers to compare her with.
dandyboy on Wed 19 December 2007 said...
I wouldn't want to smell like Beckham getting frisky with his plastic missus at the best of times, why the fuck would I want to pay for the so-called privilege?! If ever there was a case of people being taken for a fucking ride surely this whole celebrity 'scent' is it?!
Kitty on Mon 24 December 2007 said...
Anyone smelled any of them? The Kate Moss one smells like her minge. I imagine. :-/
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