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Oz Clarke Old wine expert cunt from ten years or so ago. I'm sitting getting pissed drinking red wine watching him on TV. He says: "I'm getting clean leather and nuts at the end". Twat.

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cowman on Sun 08 June 2008 said...
wine expert=cunt
HeroicDose on Sun 08 June 2008 said...
cunt expert = fishy wine
slinkybackrinkadink on Sun 08 June 2008 said...
I had a lovely evening culminating in "...clean leather and nuts at the end..."
Adam on Sun 08 June 2008 said...
Clarke is a cunt. My other half saw him at the BBC Food Show, tried some wine he was trying to flog, didn't like it for a good reason (it was too dry) and told him so. He spouted off, saying she was wrong because he'd recommended that wine, and she didn't know what she was talking about. Rude, arrogant, self-opinionated twat. The only clean leather he should taste is my size 10s kicking his fucking teeth in. Cunty cunty cunt.
carter on Sun 08 June 2008 said...
The programme on "Dave" where Oz Clark and James May travel around France in an old Jag XJS on the pretext that Oz will educate and enthuse James about wine is worth watching.....mainly because at every opportunity James tells Oz what a pretentious twat he really is.
MrBeefy on Sun 08 June 2008 said...
Was it a bottle of Chateau Public Schoolboy?
SlipperyGimp on Sun 08 June 2008 said...
I think Oz Clarke was speaking about Kevin Greening.
RoosterDiamond on Mon 09 June 2008 said...
Oz and James wine tour ... James is a pretentious xenophobic cunt and Oz is a pissed up ponce with bad teeth. Compulsive viewing.
Barbersmith on Mon 09 June 2008 said...
He's in a film. I can't remember which one, he plays a customs official.
Thesniggeringcunt on Mon 09 June 2008 said...
"Ringpiece Warriors go on tour"? or some other gay porn?
Thesniggeringcunt on Mon 09 June 2008 said...
"Ringpiece Warriors go on tour"? or some other gay porn?
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