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OTT couples at gigs/festivals	So fucking nauseating. The moment a band play a slower song, two total wank-jockeys who have been standing there (typically him behind with his arms over her shoulders) decide to eat each others faces and look at each other with an expression which says "This is OUR song, it's like they wrote it just for us". Total fucking wankshafts. I cannot tell you how many songs I now cannot listen to without thinking of two soppy, cheesy arse-crumpets dribbling over each other.... It was even happening at RADIOHEAD last week, I mean JESUS CHRIST.... Radiohead??? Romantic???

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		milkplus on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Not had a date in a while?
		sandyman on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Fuckin Virgin Cunt
		hamstir on Tue 01 July 2008 said... yes another radiohead post ...must think of something witty to post about coldplay it's there turn again
		DapperDan on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Prick, leave snoggers alone!
		SpackoMcDribble on Tue 01 July 2008 said... leave 'em be, as long as you can't hear the slobbering you'll be ok
		sandyman on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Just shows how boring Radiohead are when the cunt would rather wank over a snogging couple than watch those cunts on stage.
		Dollydagger on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Can we get back to the crisp one-liners soon?
		MeatAndTinyVeg on Tue 01 July 2008 said... fancy a fuck ??
		BigVern on Tue 01 July 2008 said... HA HA OP can't get a girlfriend and is crushed by them rubbing his face in his empty single shag free life Ha ha
		stomm on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I think when they do it at an Aphex Twin gig you should be worried.
		Gordina on Tue 01 July 2008 said... If you get a bit romantic you might get a look-in. Next time, watch and learn. x
		littleleopard82 on Tue 01 July 2008 said... radiohead , creep and street spirit ...i would say are fairly romantic , haunting ish good sex songs
		DapperDan on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I think the pyramid song is romantic in a melancholy way. OP just has that typical English attitude to public shows of affection. Like the wanker who told me to get a room the other day, fucking cock.
		sandyman on Tue 01 July 2008 said... well? what do you expect if you wank in the middle of the dairy aisle in ASDA? cunt
		RightRoyalBastard on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Happened to me too Dan. At the fucking airport! Saying goodbye to Miss Bastard before she buggered off for work for a month, some pox ridden trollop lets out a big snort and says in an exasperated manner "There's a time and a place you know". So I turned round and said, "Precisely. The place is here and the time is now. If you don't like it then be a sweetheart and wobble off somewhere would you." Tubby hag faced bint.
		littleleopard82 on Tue 01 July 2008 said... i know i remember it well ! tsk tsk , she was just jealous RRB ....i do believe that everyone else was looking on adoringly .....and then sniggered when we pulled away , it's a good job you didn't have to go through customs ....
		BigVern on Tue 01 July 2008 said... don't lie you said fuck all realy and looked at him with your best sulky face
		BlartMonster on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I was waiting for a hopeful Throbbing Gristle gig reference somewhere here,...
		BigVern on Tue 01 July 2008 said... do you get fingered in airports often LL82? I bet you do, dirty dirty girl
		chinky on Tue 01 July 2008 said... sandyman? Was your first post a direction?
		RightRoyalBastard on Tue 01 July 2008 said... True enough Leopard, smuggling probably gets you sent to Gitmo or something now under our glorious Labour regime,er, I mean government...
		themong on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I just get a few bods go over to them Rape her and force him to watch, I only really do this if certain songs are playing
		chinky on Tue 01 July 2008 said... RRB did what everyone does, and thought of a decent line 15 mins after the event.
		chinky on Tue 01 July 2008 said... which songs mong? Stripped, Raped and Strangled by Cannibal Corpse one of them?
		littleleopard82 on Tue 01 July 2008 said... i don't go to airports often ...obviously not an international jetsetter like you eh ....ah well i'm sure i'll soldier on
		RightRoyalBastard on Tue 01 July 2008 said... That's true chinky. The fat bitch waited though, bless her, so it still had the desired impact.
		JiggeryCock on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Don't go to gigs where they play slower songs - simple!
		GroveR on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I've been married to MissusGrove for a couple of years now and we have a canoodle on the escalator from tiem to time but if someone gave me the "There's a time and a place you know" I'd thrust my finger under their nose and go "WELL COP A FUCKING SNIFF OF THAT THEN!" Possibly.
		TheDuke on Tue 01 July 2008 said... If i ever see you out GroveR and see you're having a canoodle, then i will say them exact words. A quick smell of mimsy-muck will give me at least two nights of top quality elbow wanking
		GroveR on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Good lad. That kind of knowledge can make all the difference in the marital bed and wouldn't be as invasive as posting pictures of my flabby arse on yuvutu.
		TheDuke on Tue 01 July 2008 said... GroveR - Eh? are you shagging your missus whilst imagining me having an elbow wank about smelling your missus' tuppence? Thats some sick shit. I like it. tapes forearm to to shoulder and lubes up
		Nadiestar on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Nothing wrong with a bit of PDA just some people can be so tetchy when you pull someones knob out in the POST OFFICE. Old cunts!
		KenBoonsmotorbike on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Leave them alone people - they're in Luuuurrrvvvvv
		UncleBullshit on Tue 01 July 2008 said... love is gay
		MissConduct on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Awww, you can't beat giving a guy a 'twat-moustache' at an airport just before you waltz off to the departure lounge leaving him with a tear in his eye and a lump in his....pants. Bless..
		dewie on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Public snoggers are no-life cunts. I'm sure OP has a wife/girfriend. I have a wife - but I don't have the rank insecurity that manifests itself in me having to eat her face in public so I can prove to everyone that there's a woman alive who will let me touch her without calling the police. Although I am rather pleased about that fact.
		TheGunt on Wed 02 July 2008 said... no heavy petting
		TheGunt on Wed 02 July 2008 said... dogging's fine though
		yosemitesam on Wed 02 July 2008 said... I agree with the op. Sickening romanticism has its place. I would of set them on fire.
		SaleoftheCentury on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Dewie, your missus may not be doing it with you, but..........
		tigertim on Wed 02 July 2008 said... I agree with the OP, attention seeking twats. They are also the people you see with standing there with nothing to say to each other when no one is looking.
		dandyboy on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Can't be much of a gig if all you've got to do is look at what other people are getting up to.
		JiggeryCock on Wed 02 July 2008 said... It was a Radiohead gig - QED
		dewie on Wed 02 July 2008 said... Sale - I don't believe I suggested she wasn't doing it with me. Just not in public. If you are implying my wife is fucking someone else then that is very funny and well done and have a biscuit. You can't fuck my wife though. That's my neighbour's job.
		HeroicDose on Wed 02 July 2008 said... It's a public event and they are simply showing their openness, so just join in. Start licking their faces and grabbing their sensitive areas while grunting like a bear that has been shot and is in its final death throes. They will welcome this.