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Otis Ferry	He's back in the news again but his rightful place is here in this Corner. Fancy wasting such a cool name on a cunt whose eyes are too close together and who kills animals for fun. And votes Tory.

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COMMENTS

		mrkanish on Tue 27 November 2007 said... likes to drive his car whilst pissed as well the cunt
		tosswipe on Tue 27 November 2007 said... does he spill his drink?
		mrkanish on Tue 27 November 2007 said... does he shite he's a professional
		tosswipe on Tue 27 November 2007 said... wasnt he due to marry britney spears?
		mrkanish on Tue 27 November 2007 said... I think he just pulled her knickers to one side and slipped her his length whilst she was bent over tying her shoelaces
		tosswipe on Tue 27 November 2007 said... did she notice? like puttin half a chippolata on the bbq...
		mrkanish on Tue 27 November 2007 said... no she didnt notice at all, was like chucking a spanner down a back street, she just stood up and walked off with spunk running down her legs and a "ow no not agian" look on her fat face
		tosswipe on Tue 27 November 2007 said... sure it was her? she had knickers on.....
		mrkanish on Tue 27 November 2007 said... I'm sure it was her, she must have forgotten to take them off before leaving her diggs, she had "fuck me baby one more time" tattooed on her arse cheeks
		MrsMoon on Tue 27 November 2007 said... like it, tosswipe, like it!
		tosswipe on Tue 27 November 2007 said... i know you do mrs moon, i know you do...
		mrkanish on Tue 27 November 2007 said... she fuckin loves it brayed up her
		fucker on Tue 27 November 2007 said... He went to my school and he's a fucking twat with nothing to do but be a twat.
		JosephDeacon on Tue 27 November 2007 said... I can't stand this cunt or any other fucking offspring of rock stars.actors.artists, etc. Sure, their parents had talent & received their dues, but why do their wanky kids deserve any attention? they're fucking evverywhere. Phil Collins kid, Ronnie Woods, Jaggers, Keith Allen, Ray Winstone, on & fucking on. They're just depriving people with real talent of getting a foot in the door. Blood boiling...must lie down....CUNTS!
		acranea on Tue 27 November 2007 said... Stop being so unfair to poor old Otis.Didn't he make it perfectly clear during all that Countryside Alliance business that he firmly belives that the law doesn't apply to him & his rich,stupid friends? Obviously he's just making another stand for his beliefs,in the tradition of this great nation.Certainly if he thinks that he should be allowed to disobey the law regarding hunting then why should he bother with ANY laws? Especially anything so trivial as getting arseholed & driving too fast.I mean what's the worst that could happen? He might inadvertantly kill some lower income bracketed peasant.No big deal surely.You people have obviously failed to realise that in this country the rich & famous have always been above the law.It's a fine British tradition.& I thought this site was supposed to be topical?
		randomboo on Tue 27 November 2007 said... Otis, ain't he the bloke who makes lifts in all major hotels, how does he do that with a lift?
		randomboo on Tue 27 November 2007 said... Kill animals that is
		BarseMaster on Tue 27 November 2007 said... a) Otis Ferry is marginally less appealing than Otis from "Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer". b) Acranea: after reading several of your postings I have concluded that so are you.
		papers on Tue 27 November 2007 said... Did Ferry Senior name his boy after Lex Luthor's inept henchman from the first Superman film?
		CosmoTuvax on Tue 27 November 2007 said... His real name is Otis Ferryacrossthemersey. There, that should give the Scouse-bashing coterie another reason to hate him. Mind you, being Bryan Ferryacrossthemersey's son is a cast iron guarantee of cuntdom. PS I am not Scouse.
		MerylHighground on Tue 27 November 2007 said... His name is an anagram of Tory Fries. Oh if only.
		diepiggy on Wed 28 November 2007 said... who he?
		MrsMoon on Wed 28 November 2007 said... I remember Bryan Ferry at Live Aid, dancing like a drunken grandad at a wedding...he was nearly as bad as Adam Ant...it's in the genes...
		MerylHighground on Wed 28 November 2007 said... Don't even get me started on his fucking father. Remember his glowing tributes to 'my brave son Otis' when the law had slapped his hand about ripping the heads off foxes? Whatever happened to his Geordie roots? Should never have married that posh society bird, it's created a whole germline of cunts.
		Alright on Wed 28 November 2007 said... Remember when Otis broke into the Commons. Should of lamped the cunt there and then really given him the old one two teach that little shit a lesson. Still Roxy Music (with Brian Eno) where alright. I'm with BaseMaster on this but Otis in real life was called Otis Toole. Thats a stupid name as well.
		Plodder on Fri 30 November 2007 said... I don't know what all the fuss is about. I loved that "Sitting on the daock of the bay" record he did.
		jublianco on Mon 28 July 2008 said... do it otis,do it!