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Other countries	I don't see anyone putting together emergency help for us after our earthquake......next time they have one they can fuck off.

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		Cunt0 on Sun 02 March 2008 said... I got the same text joke too about 4 days ago you unoriginal cunt.
		pointless on Sun 02 March 2008 said... You're quite right. Nobody should ever be allowed to tell a joke unless they have made it up themselves. Cunt.
		DickyM on Sun 02 March 2008 said... 3 queers walk into a pub....oh shit
		matt0161 on Sun 02 March 2008 said... the OP reads sickipedia
		TokenH on Sun 02 March 2008 said... That earthquake spilled my fagash on the floor. What's the big deal about that? Earthquakes are shit, man.
		TokenH on Sun 02 March 2008 said... Cunt0, did you used to be Enoch Powell?
		diepiggy on Sun 02 March 2008 said... Even if we had a major earthquake no one would send us aid.The french would be laughing thier arses off.
		onenote on Sun 02 March 2008 said... ive just had some french bloke move in my shared house and its true they are dirty an fucking smell FACT!.....
		bystander on Sun 02 March 2008 said... Is he squatting?
		TokenH on Sun 02 March 2008 said... Doesn't smell of garlic by any chance, does he? Does he wear a beret, stripey jumper and ride a bike full of onions too?
		onenote on Sun 02 March 2008 said... No the cunt aint hes payin an fully legal, (ive checked) an yes he wears stripey jumpers no bike or beret thou. however he has a box in the fridge full of cheese an believe me wen i tell u it truly fucking stinks of old cocks an socks.. an get on this he was born with no sense of smell!!! Very Fucking convenient eh
		onenote on Sun 02 March 2008 said... No the cunt aint hes payin an fully legal, (ive checked) an yes he wears stripey jumpers no bike or beret thou. however he has a box in the fridge full of cheese an believe me wen i tell u it truly fucking stinks of old cocks an socks.. an get on this he was born with no sense of smell!!! Very Fucking convenient eh
		TokenH on Sun 02 March 2008 said... You know what? I reckon Bill Oddie sniffs his own daughters knickers. He's just got a creepy, incestuous FUG about him. He was on some crap show one time I had the misfortune to watch and he said: "It's bad when your daughter's female friends refer to you as 'her Dad.'" Eh? What do YOU think? Pretend I give a shit.
		bollockyboo on Sun 02 March 2008 said... Yeah, fucking weirdo that Oddie.
		petetheplum1 on Sun 02 March 2008 said... just fuck the french wanker out of the country and take all his onion breath mates with him
		TokenH on Sun 02 March 2008 said... Here, listen. Get some olive oil hot in a pan, right? Throw in some onions and garlic. Then two tins of tomatoes, a decent glug of red/white, doesn't matter, wine and the juice from a tin of clams. The juice from the other tin you can lash down the sink. Let it BOIL it's arse off then leave it cold for a day. Reheat, and get some spaghetti on the go. At the last minute add the clams and the parsley. Tip the cooked spaghetti into it and mix. Serve with garlic bread and proper Parmesan, not that shakey shit from Sainsbury's called "Grated Hard Cheese". That's it. Your woman will fucking love you for it, and it's a cool meal to make on a first date too. Impressive, like.
		MrBeefy on Sun 02 March 2008 said... Are you Oliver in disguise?
		TokenH on Sun 02 March 2008 said... No. You know, sometimes I like nothing better than to just mooch old posts on this site, read a few profiles, post random shit like this. I can think of worse ways to spend a Sunday afternoon off work because my car's shagged. Plus I get some REAL fucking belly laughs in as opposed to having my ulcer agitate me all day. I commend every fucker that posts here, past and present. Thank you for extending my life by about three hours.
		MrBeefy on Sun 02 March 2008 said... You know, I quite agree. Am holed up in a nice hotel. Ran in a fucking race this morning, which for a fat lad is some achievement. Have spent this afternoon doing the same as you, TokenH.
		TokenH on Sun 02 March 2008 said... On Friday I coerced two students to push my car back to my home, about 1/4 mile. Well one of them was a real weedy cunt, so he steered while me and his buddy pushed. My fucking legs weighed about a ton each and I was seeing blue flashes and sparks in my eyeballs. I could feel the pulse in my neck throbbing like mad. When we got back to mine I was convinced I was gonna die in about thirty seconds. Fuck exercise, it's a KILLER! @Beefy, I know what you mean. That hundred yard dash is a fucker if you're a big feller.
		ahknowme on Sun 02 March 2008 said... I've had to recuperate all day after that trek from my bed to the sofa.
		enoch powell on Sun 02 March 2008 said... token h , i aint no cunt0..
		TokenH on Sun 02 March 2008 said... Different pictures, OK. I liked old Enoch. That "rivers of blood" speech would have come true if it wasn't for this pansy arsed fucking government opening the fucking doors to ANY fucking rapist, child molestor and murderer and giving the cunts protection. Now we just have hate and suspicion and I can't fucking smoke anywhere. Niggers.
		onenote on Mon 03 March 2008 said... Token H why you fronting you are a cock sucking butt fucking minge eating big fuck ugle NIGGA
		onenote on Mon 03 March 2008 said... UGLY UGLY UGLY
		sirbuckle on Mon 03 March 2008 said... Wotcha Dicky